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5 Clever Ways To Outsmart Lagos Traffic

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2 years ago

August 26, 2024

Beating traffic in Lagos can feel like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded, challenging but not impossible! Here are five ways to make your commute less of a nightmare:

1. Start Your Day Before the Sun Does

Who needs sleep when you can beat traffic? Leaving your house before dawn might sound extreme, but think of it as getting a head start on the rest of Lagos. You’ll breeze through the roads while everyone else is still hitting snooze. Sure, you might feel like a creature of the night, but at least you’ll be ahead of the pack.

2. Embrace the *Okada* Life

Consider trading your car for an okada. Sure, it’s risky, and you’ll need to channel your inner action hero, but nothing slices through traffic like a motorbike.

Motorcycles, also known as okadas are the unofficial kings of Lagos streets. They can weave through gridlock with the agility of a professional stunt driver. If you’re brave enough to hop on one, you’ll cut your commute time in half. Just remember, helmets are a must, and a little prayer doesn’t hurt either!

3. Google Maps as Your Co-Pilot:

In Lagos, Google Maps isn’t just an app; it’s a survival tool. With traffic that can turn a 15-minute drive into a two-hour ordeal, you need all the help you can get. Google Maps offers real-time traffic updates, reroutes, and even estimated arrival times. Follow its advice religiously, but be prepared for the occasional “Are you sure this is a road?” Make it work for you and you might just find yourself shaving precious minutes off your commute—or at least discovering parts of Lagos you never knew existed.

4. The Great Third Mainland Bridge Gamble

The Third Mainland Bridge is Lagos’ longest bridge and on some days, it’s a speedway, and you’ll feel like you’re in a Fast & Furious movie, zipping across with the wind in your hair. But on other days, it’s more like a parking lot, where you can catch up on your favourite podcast, finish your breakfast, and still have time to contemplate life—all without moving an inch.

5. Befriend a Danfo Driver:

Danfo drivers are the unofficial kings of Lagos roads, they know every trick in the book and can navigate through traffic like it’s child’s play.

If you can strike up a friendship with a danfo driver, you might just gain access to their secret knowledge. Ride along, and you’ll witness them pull off manoeuvres that defy the laws of traffic and sometimes even physics. Plus, you’ll have a front-row seat to the real Lagos, narrated by someone who knows every inch of it..

Remember, while traffic may be an unavoidable part of life in Lagos, a proactive approach can make the journey a bit smoother and a lot less stressful.

Source: VANGUARD

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Edo Police Arrest Two Suspected Cultists

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16 hours ago

May 27, 2026

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The Edo State Police Command on Wednesday said two suspected cultists were arrested in Ohonre community, off Adolor College Road, Benin.

This was disclosed in a statement by the command Public Relations Officer, Eno Ikoedem, and made available to newsmen electrically.

Ikoedem said the arrest was possible due to operatives response to a distress report concerning the movement and gathering of some suspected cult members within the community.

The statement reads: “The Edo State Police Command has recorded another operational breakthrough following the swift disruption of a suspected cultists’ gathering in Ohonre Community, off Adolor College Road, Benin City.

“On 21st May, 2026, at about 19:00hrs, operatives attached to Ugbowo Division who were on surveillance patrol responded to a distress report concerning the movement and gathering of some suspected cult members within the community.

“Acting promptly on the information, the police team mobilized to the location. On sighting the operatives, the suspects fled in an attempt to evade arrest. The operatives immediately gave them a hot chase, leading to the arrest of two suspects identified as Victor Peter ‘M’, 21 years and Iyemoma Ogbewe ‘M’, 35 years.

“A search conducted on the suspects led to the recovery of one cut-to-size gun believed to have been in their possession for unlawful purposes.

“Upon investigation, the suspects confessed to being members of the notorious Maphite cult group. Efforts are ongoing to identify and apprehend other fleeing gang members.”

She said the Commissioner of Police, Monday Agbonika, commended the swift response of the operatives and reiterated the Command’s resolve to deny criminal elements any opportunity within Edo State.

He further urged residents to continue providing timely and credible information to the Police, assuring that all reports would receive prompt attention.

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Troops Eliminate Two Terrorists, Foil Pipeline Attack

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2 days ago

May 26, 2026

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The Nigerian Army says troops have, in the last 24 hours, eliminated two terrorists, rescued four kidnapped victims and foiled pipeline attacks in a series of coordinated military operations across Taraba, Kogi and Rivers.

This is contained in operational updates issued to reporters on Tuesday in Abuja.

According to the reports, troops of 93 Battalion deployed at Akate in the Donga Local Government Area of Taraba engaged suspected terrorists in a forested area, killing two of them.

According to the report, items recovered from the scene include an AK-47 rifle, ammunition, magazines, mobile phones and other personal effects.

In Kogi, it said the troops of 21 Battalion, in collaboration with vigilantes, rescued four kidnapped passengers along the Anyigba–Itobe road in Ofu Local Government Area.

It added that the victims were reportedly abandoned by their captors while attempting to cross a seasonal stream due to sustained pressure from advancing troops.

According to the military, efforts are ongoing to rescue other victims still in captivity.

The report said that troops of 12 Brigade successfully repelled an ambush along Kabba–Okene road while withdrawing from an earlier operation, forcing the assailants to flee with gunshot wounds.

“Meanwhile, in Rivers, troops of 5 Battalion acting on credible intelligence, foiled an attempt by suspected vandals to detonate a crude oil pipeline in Ahoada West Local Government Area.

“The swift response of the troops disrupted the operation before it could be executed, with the suspects fleeing the scene,” it said.

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Police Arrest Private Chef Over Alleged N150m Theft, Drugging Of Employer, Burglary

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2 days ago

May 26, 2026

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The Nigeria Police Force has arrested a chef, John Cosmos Govi, over his alleged involvement in a burglary operation at a residence in Abuja, where luxury items and valuables worth about N150 million were reportedly stolen.

The arrest was announced on Monday, May 25, 2026, by the Force Public Relations Officer, DCP Anthony Placid, who said the suspect was apprehended by operatives of the Force Intelligence Department Intelligence Response Team (FID-IRT) after investigations into allegations of criminal conspiracy, housebreaking, theft, malicious damage and administering harmful substances.

According to police findings, Govi, who allegedly gained employment as a chef at the residence, was said to have studied the movement of occupants, internal routine and security setup before allegedly carrying out the operation on April 23, 2026.

Investigators said he reportedly worked with two accomplices identified as Peter and Moses, who are currently on the run.

Police alleged that food prepared in the house was laced with a suspected sedative substance to weaken the occupants and security personnel.

After they reportedly became unconscious, the suspects allegedly broke into the property, damaged CCTV installations and stole 20 luxury wristwatches valued at about N150 million, alongside other valuables.

Speaking on the development, DCP Anthony Placid said the suspect was intercepted around the Gwagwalada axis of the Federal Capital Territory while attempting to flee to Lagos. He added that an iPhone 17 Pro Max, believed to belong to the victim, and a suspected chemical substance were recovered.

“We remain committed to dismantling organised criminal networks and ensuring that all fleeing accomplices are brought to justice,” Placid said.

Police said efforts are ongoing to arrest the fleeing suspects and conclude investigations into the case.