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5 Clever Ways To Outsmart Lagos Traffic

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11 months ago

August 26, 2024

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Beating traffic in Lagos can feel like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded, challenging but not impossible! Here are five ways to make your commute less of a nightmare:

1. Start Your Day Before the Sun Does

Who needs sleep when you can beat traffic? Leaving your house before dawn might sound extreme, but think of it as getting a head start on the rest of Lagos. You’ll breeze through the roads while everyone else is still hitting snooze. Sure, you might feel like a creature of the night, but at least you’ll be ahead of the pack.

2. Embrace the *Okada* Life

Consider trading your car for an okada. Sure, it’s risky, and you’ll need to channel your inner action hero, but nothing slices through traffic like a motorbike.

Motorcycles, also known as okadas are the unofficial kings of Lagos streets. They can weave through gridlock with the agility of a professional stunt driver. If you’re brave enough to hop on one, you’ll cut your commute time in half. Just remember, helmets are a must, and a little prayer doesn’t hurt either!

3. Google Maps as Your Co-Pilot:

In Lagos, Google Maps isn’t just an app; it’s a survival tool. With traffic that can turn a 15-minute drive into a two-hour ordeal, you need all the help you can get. Google Maps offers real-time traffic updates, reroutes, and even estimated arrival times. Follow its advice religiously, but be prepared for the occasional “Are you sure this is a road?” Make it work for you and you might just find yourself shaving precious minutes off your commute—or at least discovering parts of Lagos you never knew existed.

4. The Great Third Mainland Bridge Gamble

The Third Mainland Bridge is Lagos’ longest bridge and on some days, it’s a speedway, and you’ll feel like you’re in a Fast & Furious movie, zipping across with the wind in your hair. But on other days, it’s more like a parking lot, where you can catch up on your favourite podcast, finish your breakfast, and still have time to contemplate life—all without moving an inch.

5. Befriend a Danfo Driver:

Danfo drivers are the unofficial kings of Lagos roads, they know every trick in the book and can navigate through traffic like it’s child’s play.

If you can strike up a friendship with a danfo driver, you might just gain access to their secret knowledge. Ride along, and you’ll witness them pull off manoeuvres that defy the laws of traffic and sometimes even physics. Plus, you’ll have a front-row seat to the real Lagos, narrated by someone who knows every inch of it..

Remember, while traffic may be an unavoidable part of life in Lagos, a proactive approach can make the journey a bit smoother and a lot less stressful.

Source: VANGUARD

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I Developed High Blood Pressure After I Discovered My Husband Had Another Wife — Wife

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2 hours ago

July 12, 2025

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…Please, don’t dissolve our marriage — Husband

The Matero Local Court in Zambia, has heard that a man allegedly connived with his family to lie to his second wife that he was single.

According to Zambia Observer, Linda Mulenga, 30, giving evidence in the case where her husband, Lameck Mwale, 39, sued her for reconciliation, said she started losing interest in her marriage upon discovering that she was a second wife.

But Lameck said he still loved his wife and did not think that divorce was the solution to their current problem.

The couple got married in 2015 and has one child.

“I found out recently that my husband has a wife and that they have three children.

What is disturbing is that his family received me well and said nothing about his marital status,” Linda said.

Linda said it was better for them to go their separate ways because she had lost trust in her husband.

She also told the court that she recently discovered that her husband has a child with a Nyimba-based lover.

Linda said divorce was the best option because she was tired of being tortured mentally.

“It is better I walk out of the marriage now before this man kills me with depression.

“I have already developed high blood pressure because of the way he treats me.

“We have been separated for over three months now,” Linda said.

Testifying, earlier, Lameck said all was well in his marriage until his wife started accusing him of being promiscuous.

“He said he has not enjoyed his second marriage because of the fights and misunderstandings.

“I was married to another woman before I met her, but there is nothing between me and my first wife as we speak.

“Linda deserted our home due to the quarrels we have been having.

“I don’t know where she is at the moment,” Lameck said.

He peaded with the court to help him reconcile with his wife so that they could raise their child together.

Magistrate Kaputo Ng’andwe adjourned the case.

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My Husband Gives Four Of Us Only N120 For Food —Wife

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2 hours ago

July 12, 2025

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…I’m a labourer, can’t afford more – Husband

A Sharia Court sitting at Rigasa, Kaduna, Kaduna State, has dissolved a –one-year-old marriage, over the husband’s inability to provide for his wife.

According to the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN), the judge, Salisu Abubakar-Tureta, delivering judgment, granted the prayer of Mariya Zhulyadaini for divorce from Jamilu Hassan.

Mariya in her petition prayed the court for divorce because her husband did not provide her the three square meals.

“My husband gives me only N120 daily to feed four people since we got married in 2020,” she said.

On his part, Hassan, who also resides in Rigasa area told the court that he was a labourer.

“I do not earn much as a labourer.

“When I make money, I give her 1,500 or N2, 00 per day for feeding our children.”

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I Lost My Wealth, Became Security Guard After My Wife Cursed Me, Man Tells Court

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3 hours ago

July 12, 2025

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GRADE A Customary Court sitting at Mapo, Ibadan, Oyo State, has heard the prayer of a man, Friday, who dragged his wife, Dinah, to court for divorce.

Friday, in his evidence, said his wife was in the habit of fighting him both at home and in public and later took to threatening him with a knife.

He added that she stopped cooking for him for three years and later abandoned him for 12 years.

Friday, in his evidence, further pleaded for their children’s custody, while he requested an order restricting his wife from threatening and interfering with his private life.

According to Nigerian Tribune, Dinah was in court on the day the case was mentioned, and she denied all the allegations brought against her.

She also refused that her husband had custody of their children.

The defendant refused to make an appearance on subsequent adjourned dates. Friday, in his testimony, said, “My wife is responsible for my ruin.

“She has a caustic tongue, while she is also fetish.

“She cursed me until my once lucrative business collapsed, and I had no other choice but to take up a job as a security guard.

“Dinah treated me with disregard and refused that I have a say in the home.

“She disobeyed my rules and regulations and would end up fighting me.

“My wife not only fought me at home, but also in the public thus embarrassing me.

“My wife did the worst when she started threatening me with knife any time we had a misunderstanding.

“She stopped cooking for me for about three years and later abandoned me for 12 years.

“She took our children to her sister, who has failed to give them adequate care. “My lord, I entreat this honourable court to also grant me custody of our children so that I can give them proper care.

“I, in addition, plead for an order restraining my wife from threatening and interfering with my private life.”

The court president, Mrs S.M Akintayo, giving her judgment after she had heard the plaintiff, stated that the defendant was given ample opportunity to defend herself after her first appearance in court but that she decided not to make further appearance.

Ruling, Akintayo stated that there was no marriage to be dissolved because no customary marriage held between both parties.