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OPINION: el-Rufai, Bedwetter And Cost Of Dye

By Suyi Ayodele
“Two wrongs do not make a right. Sensible inclusion always trumps arrogant exclusion.” The quote belongs to Nasir el-Rufai, former governor of Kaduna State. He made the statement in his reaction to Farooq Kperogi’s column on the back page of the Saturday Tribune of December 28, 2024.
Kperogi, who teaches Journalism in the United States, had accused President Bola Ahmed Tinubu of playing the Yoruba ethnic card in his appointments of personnel to manage the nation’s cash cow, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company (NNPC). That is the opportunity el-Rufai seized to lecture Nigerians. Wonders shall never end!
The Yoruba say that a bedwetter is estopped by his nightly bad acts from complaining about the high price of dye. A man is always judged by the content of what he says. A character is equally known and judged by what he does and what people say about him. Before we take el-Rufai seriously, I present to you what his former boss, President Olusegun Obasanjo, wrote about him in a book ten years ago:
“Nasir’s penchant for character savaging is almost pathological…I recognised his weaknesses; the worst being his inability to be loyal to anybody or any issue consistently for long, but only to Nasir el-Rufai. He barefacedly lied which he did to me against his colleagues and so-called friends…”
The former president added: “My vivid recollection of him is his penchant for lying, for unfair embellishment of stories and his inability to sustain loyalty for long…. He was described as a malicious liar. He was more than that; he is a pathological purveyor of untruths and half-truths with little or no regard for integrity. In all of this, he unwittingly does more harm than good to himself.” Please see Obasanjo’s “My Watch”, Volume 2, page 110.
The book was published ten years ago (2014), I wonder why El Rufai has not sued President Obasanjo or report him to Hisbah in Kano and the police in Kaduna for defamation.
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When an inelegant person describes another as ugly, the elders of my place place them side by side and pigeonholed one as Ete (leprosy) and the other Eyi (hives), otherwise known as Urticaria in Medicine. Victims of both ailments are treated as pariahs! None is better than the other.
The year 2024 ends today. All surviving Nigerians have reasons to thank the Creator for making it possible for them to survive the pains of the last 19 months. I was almost halfway into what should have been the last column of the year before I changed my mind. I had titled the abandoned piece: “Certificate of survivor.” But I had to change the course of the discourse when the former governor of Kaduna State, el-Rufai, came up with his comments on Tinubu and his lack of inclusion in governance.
I am not going to defend Tinubu, but I will like Kperogi and all others who would insist that this president is pro-Yoruba to know that Tinubu is simply pro-himself. He has his own way and that is to surround himself with his boys – those that Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar described as “sleek-headed men.”
It is a great disservice to the nationalistic disposition of an average Yoruba man, that President Tinubu does not see beyond all the ‘boys’ who have been around him since his days as the governor of Lagos State between 1999 and 2007 To the President, Nigeria is just a larger version of Lagos! Too bad!
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But that is where it ends for President Tinubu. It is a collective insult to all Nigerians that the man who should lecture us about how “sensible inclusion always trumps arrogant exclusion” is Nasir el-Rufai of all people! It is quite interesting to note, with his latest position, that el-Rufai is as diminutive in memory as he is in all human characteristics!
Who is el-Rufai to talk about “sensible inclusion” in the first instance? What were his dispositions to the issue of “inclusion” in the eight years that he ruled and ruined Kaduna State? Against all advice and wisdom, did the same el-Rufai not in 2019, while running for his second term as governor, not jettison the idea of inclusiveness when he chose Dr. Hadiza Balarabe, a Muslim, from Sanga local government area in the Southern part of the state, as his running mate from a district that has a huge population of Christians?
When confronted and advised to be ‘sensibly inclusive’, did el-Rufai not tell whoever cared to listen that the “Government House is not a place of worship, we come here to work for the people?” If that statement does not fall into his today’s taxonomy of “arrogant exclusion”, what does el-Rufai want us to call it?
Besides, for the eight years that Muhammadu Buhari practised his “…embarrassingly undisguised Arewacentricity”, where was el-Rufai? So, it was good for Buhari, a fellow Fulani like him, to pack only Fulani in his key appointments, but wrong for Tinubu to do the same? Where lies el-Rufai’s conscience? Or he thinks Nigerians have short memories? Bad enough that this line is sounding like a typical tu quoque argument; an ad hominem fallacy, but this is what we saw when Buhari started the shenanigan and the el-Rufais of this world all kept quiet because the tide favoured him and his parochial interest.
I do not doubt that attitudes like what Buhari displayed and what President Tinubu is reenacting have far-reaching implications for the unity of the nation. The best Tinubu will get is another term in office. The simple implication is that after his tour of duty, another region will take over and then up the ante of promoting a clique above national interest. The ultimate victims will be the hapless and helpless Nigerians who are always at the receiving end!
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I can imagine, God willing, if a president of an Igbo extraction should emerge and all we have in the government circles are Obinna, Ikechukwu, Ikeduru, Emeka and Obiakor as heads of all key sectors of the nation! The labour of our heroes’ past, especially those who fought to “keep Nigeria one”, is lost, completely, in a Presidency where only men and women from the president’s ethnic background are holding the key positions in government! Such an arrangement is not healthy enough and no one should support such because his kinsman is the president!
That notwithstanding, Nigerians still don’t need an el-Rufai to tell them about “sensible inclusion”, a mantra that he never practised when he had the opportunity. Those who know the former governor of Kaduna State don’t have kind words to describe his years in government. He ran Kaduna State as an enclave of his religious and ethnic clique to the consternation of the other groups in the state.
For instance, in his immediate reaction to el-Rufai’s sanctimonious position, Shehu Sani, who represented Kaduna Central Senatorial District in the 8th Senate, said that the former governor was not in the best position to criticise Tinubu on matters of ethnic bigotry.
Sani wrote online: “There are people who were silent when Buhari was fielding (filling) political offices with his kinsmen and have now found their voice to speak out when the equation doesn’t favor them.” Sani goes further to assert that El Rufai “marginalised Southern Kaduna for eight years. Kaduna was an apartheid state for eight years.”
Was that why Tinubu nominated him to be minister and the senate said no? Would el-Rufai be talking about “sensible inclusion” if he had scaled through the Senate hurdle? Like Obasanjo said of him, el-Rufai is “brilliant and smart”, and Nigerians must always make “allowance for the psychology of his petit size and his elephantine brain” (Pg 110). I agree and warn that anybody who underrates el-Rufai does so at his own peril.
His engagements with Nigeria since he came into our lives have been phenomenal. el-Rufal led the caste of northern governors who stopped Buhari from foisting another northern president on Nigeria in 2023. He stopped Buhari and his cabal and made Tinubu (and his cabal) possible. You ignore him to your sorrow. Who knows if his latest sanctimonious outing about “two wrongs don’t make a right” is the first in a series of actions he may take to correct the ‘mistake’ of 2022/23?
I honestly wished President Tinubu had given one the boldness and pride to defend him against all the el-Rufais of this era. But it is not too late. He has 2025, which starts tomorrow, to reinvent himself and make all who call him Asiwaju (leader) proud. May his Saul go to Damascus in the new year.
Happy New Year, Nigerians.
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Ooni’s Palace Slams Oluwo Over ‘Ife Not Yoruba Origin’ Claim
The palace of the Ooni of Ife on Tuesday slammed the Oluwo of Iwo, Oba Abdulrosheed Akanbi, over his claim that Ile-Ife is not the origin of the Yoruba people.
Reacting to the comments, the Ooni’s spokesperson, Moses Olafare, dismissed the statement, saying, “No reasonable person will react to Oluwo’s comments.”
Oba Akanbi, known for his controversial views, had in a video posted on his Facebook page while conferring a chieftaincy title in his palace, insisted that “Ile-Ife has no Yoruba culture.”
Flanked by his chiefs, the Iwo monarch argued that the language spoken in Ile-Ife — widely regarded as the cradle of the Yoruba race — differed from mainstream Yoruba. He also questioned the use of certain expressions.
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“Ife is not the origin of the Yoruba race. Those people don’t speak our language. Their language is different. They refer to God as Eledumare, and there is nothing like Eledumare in the Yoruba language. What we have is Olodumare.
“Ife people will always say Olofin. If you ask them the meaning, they will tell you it means the owner of the palace. But in Yoruba, that is Alaafin. Ile-Ife has no Yoruba culture.
“I am the Arole Olodumare because I am here to tell you the true history. Iwo is where you can get the real history that was not even documented,” he said, stressing his determination to preserve his version of history.
Debates over the origin of the Yoruba and the authority of monarchs to confer titles have long been contentious.
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In August, The PUNCH reported a similar face-off between the Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi, and the Alaafin of Oyo, Oba Akeem Owoade, over the title of Okanlomo of Yorubaland, allegedly conferred on Ibadan businessman Chief Dotun Sanusi by the Ooni.
The Alaafin, through his media aide Bode Durojaiye, insisted no traditional ruler other than him had the authority to bestow a title covering the entire Yorubaland. He issued a 48-hour ultimatum to the Ooni to revoke the title or “face the consequences.”
In response, the Ooni’s spokesperson, Olafare, dismissed the ultimatum, saying the monarch had chosen to leave the issue “in the court of public opinion.”
“We cannot dignify the ‘undignifyable’ with an official response. We leave the matter to the public court of opinion, as it is already being treated. Let’s focus on narratives that unite us rather than those capable of dividing us. No press release, please. Forty-eight hours, my foot!” he wrote on Facebook.
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[OPINION] Rivers: The Futility Of Power And The Illusion Of Victory
By Israel Adebiyi
Power is a strange thing. To some, it is a crown that dazzles; to others, it is a sword that conquers. Yet history, both ancient and modern, is replete with reminders that power is fleeting, fragile, and often fatal to those who cling to it without wisdom. Nigeria’s Rivers State has, in recent months, provided a theatre where this truth has played out in its rawest form, a play in which the actors ranged from elected governors to godfathers in high places, from lawmakers turned pawns to a weary citizenry who bore the bruises of political combat.
As you may have learnt, the democratically elected Governor Siminalayi Fubara is back in the saddle. What a traumatising six months it must have been for the man who thought being the Chief Security Officer of his state truly makes him the man in charge. What a tormenting time it must have been for the legislature, those who, entrusted with making laws, would rather sink the ship of state than allow Fubara to sail. And what excruciating experience it must have been for the people of Rivers themselves: to have their choice nearly swapped for a civilian in khaki, to watch their lives held hostage by political gladiators in a power struggle that never had their welfare at heart.
At the centre of this drama stood the godfather, one who straddles Abuja and Port Harcourt, ministering to the Federal Capital Territory while seeking to lord it over Rivers, unchallenged. His triumphs and setbacks are well-documented, but the bigger question remains: what has the political elite learnt from all this? From potential godsons, to godfathers, to supporters, to the rest of us, the truth is painfully clear, no one wins in a state of anarchy, not even the chest-beating King Kong.
The Rivers imbroglio reinforces a timeless principle: governance does not happen in chaos. The seat of power may be occupied, but when the instruments of state are weaponised against one another, the business of the people suffers. Schools do not function, hospitals languish, investments are scared away, and trust in government crumbles. A peaceful atmosphere is the precondition for governance, for no policy, no matter how well-crafted, can thrive in the soil of instability.
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In this sense, what happened in Rivers is not new. History shows us that the vanity of power games leaves behind a trail of ruins. Rome, mighty and invincible, crumbled not because its armies lost their strength but because its leaders indulged in intrigues, conspiracies, and betrayal, weakening the republic from within. In Africa, the ghosts of Liberia’s civil war and Sierra Leone’s dark decade still whisper lessons of how political egos, once unchecked, descend into rivers of blood where the people are the ultimate casualties.
Even in more stable democracies, we see shades of this futility. Recall the Watergate scandal in the United States: an overreach of power that forced President Nixon’s resignation, not because America lacked laws, but because one man believed his political survival was above the rule of law. In Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe’s prolonged hold on power may have begun with promises of liberation but ended with economic collapse and national despair. In all these, the lesson is the same: unchecked power, exercised without restraint, consumes itself.
The real victims of Rivers’ crisis are not the gladiators in high office; they will always find soft landings. The true casualties are the people, the market woman in Port Harcourt whose business was disrupted by endless protests and palpable fears, the civil servant whose progress and commitment are beclouded by uncertainties, the student whose classroom leaks under the rain because the funds for renovation are trapped in political crossfire.
What is often forgotten in the heat of power play is that governance is not an abstract exercise; it is the daily bread of the people. When leaders quarrel, roads go untarred, hospitals go unequipped, and children go unfed. To reduce governance to a chessboard of egos is to mortgage the people’s welfare for vanity. This, tragically, is the recurring story in Nigeria’s democratic experiment.
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Philosophers have long wrestled with the meaning of power. Shakespeare, in Macbeth, captured it as “a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more.” The story of Rivers is a fresh Nigerian adaptation of this drama. For months, power appeared to belong to one, then another, and then another still. Yet in the end, it was revealed that no one truly wielded power in its purest sense, because power without legitimacy, without the consent of the governed, and without the peace to implement vision, is no power at all.
The futility of the Rivers crisis holds lessons for Nigeria as a whole. Across our federation, godfatherism continues to haunt governance. From Lagos to Kano, from Anambra to Oyo, the tussle between political benefactors and their protégés has become a recurring decimal. Rarely do these battles end in progress for the people; more often than not, they end in paralysis.
The comparison need not be far-fetched. Look at Kenya, where post-election violence in 2007 consumed more than 1,000 lives and displaced hundreds of thousands. The fault line was political ego, the refusal to let the people’s will stand unchallenged. It took the Kofi Annan-led mediation to restore peace. In the Democratic Republic of Congo, decades of instability trace back to leaders who personalised power, treating the state as property and the people as pawns.
Rivers may not have descended into outright war, but the undertones of instability remind us that democracy is not guaranteed; it must be guarded. When politicians play roulette with the rule of law, they court a descent into chaos that ultimately swallows everyone.
The Rivers episode should compel us to reflect on the foundations of Nigeria’s democracy. For too long, politics has been driven not by institutions but by personalities. Our allegiance is more to godfathers than to constitutions, more to individuals than to principles. Yet sustainable governance is only possible when the rule of law, not the whims of men, governs the game.
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What does this mean in practice? It means state assemblies must not be reduced to errand boys of powerful interests. It means governors must respect their oaths of office, governing for all, not just for loyalists. It means party structures must operate with transparency, giving room for dissent without retribution. Above all, it means citizens must rise in defence of their democracy, insisting that their mandate cannot be traded on the altar of ego.
The Rivers drama may be easing, but the scars remain. It was a sobering reminder that power, when divorced from service, becomes poison. That democracy, when stripped of rule of law, becomes anarchy. That in the final analysis, no one truly wins when the people lose.
From the godfathers to the godsons, from the lawmakers to the electorate, we must all acknowledge a shared truth: we are losers when power games eclipse governance. The real triumph is not in who sits in Government House, but in whether that House delivers schools, hospitals, jobs, and peace.
Let Rivers be a lesson to Nigeria: that power is not an end in itself, but a means to service. That peace is not weakness, but strength. And that the greatest legacy any leader can leave is not monuments of ego, but institutions that outlast them.
For if Rivers has taught us anything, it is that governance cannot happen in a state of anarchy, and the futility of power is revealed when its pursuit leaves the people broken. Let us, therefore, rise to build a democracy where power serves the people, not the other way round.
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NYSC Deploys 1,900 Corps Members To Bauchi State
The National Youth Service Corps (NYSC), has deployed 1,900 corps members to Bauchi State for the 2025 Batch ‘B’ Stream II orientation exercise.
Mr Kufre Umoren, NYSC State Coordinator, told journalists on Tuesday in Bauchi, that registration would be conducted from Sept. 24 to Sept. 26, at the NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Wailo in Ganjuwa Local Government Area of the state.
He said the swearing-in ceremony of the corps members is billed for Sept. 26, and the orientation exercise would end on Oct. 14.
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Umoren said each of the corps members would be allowed into the camp after being adequately certified to be genuine graduates.
He said discreet screening of the corps members would be conducted to guard against intrusion or impersonation.
“Registration dates have been announced to the corps members, and they are advised to adhere strictly to all camp rules and regulations.
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“Defaulters will be sanctioned in accordance with the scheme’s extant rules,” he said, warning the scheme frowned at late-night journeys and urged corps members to avoid it for their own safety.
While urging them to be punctual, diligent, and comply with dress code, Umoren warned that defaulting corps members would be sanctioned.
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