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OPINION: Fayose-Obasanjo: Two Eboras Dragging Same Pair Of Trousers (1)

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Tunde Odesola

Accident and misfortune have no permanent abodes, though both roam aimfully about, looking to pounce. They are identical twins with different temperaments: one sprints, the other stalks. Sometimes they travel separately, sometimes hand-in-hand, depending on the havoc at hand. Swift or slow, they strike and go. The ensuing scenario, which occurred during the childhood of an acquaintance, writes in capital leatters the joint signature of accident and misfortune.

Looking for a tan, my white acquaintance traced the sun to the beach, where he lay spread-eagled. When the sun hung low and hot – nígbàtí òrùn kan àtàrí – bronzing his forehead, John Fury (not his real name) decided to wade into the ocean for a cooling baptism.

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For half an hour, John dived deep into the ocean, ducking under the waves, treading the tide, enjoying the symphony of heat and water.

After he was done, John rose from the sea and walked up the beach, refreshed and satisfied. Then, from the corner of his eye, he saw the wave coming behind. It swept past swimmers and giggling fun-seekers, frothy and hurtless, until it hit his calves, which buckled and sent him tumbling over backwards onto the sand.

He blinked and tried to laugh it off as he lay on his back and watched the ebbing tide foaming and fuming back into the sea. But the laugh flickered and fizzled out like a candle in the wind.

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John couldn’t move.

From the chest down, he lay paralysed. “Medicine saved my hands,” he told me a few days ago, rubbing his hands together as if to reassure himself they were still working. But he never got up to walk again. The wheelchair became his legs. It’s now 20 years after.

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Unpredictability is the nature of accident, though misfortune may holler before hauling. Either way – accident or misfortune – the tide swings for friend or foe, never rejoice in another fellow’s fall because anyone may hold the cookie in both hands, no one can predict the way it’s going to crumble.

The next time you come across the physically-challenged or cognitively-impaired, please, do know that some of them were once able-bodied like you before fate or freewill caused an accident or a misfortune, changing their lives. But whether disability is inborn or sustained, persons living with physical or mental challenges must not be despised; rather, they should be given the wings to fly. An accident or a misfortune, you or I could have been in disability shoes.

Uhmm! Most Nigerian leaders are a study in accident; most are misfortune recalibrated; the nation’s backwardness, a badge of their ruinous reign. None is blameless. On their watch, the term ‘Accidental Discharge’ became government’s pacifier for the families of innocent citizens killed guns-a-blazing by ill-equipped and frustrated security forces.

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While Nigerians shouted themselves hoarse holding a national debate on the propriety of the nation’s serving and retired generals turning their subordinates into ‘maiguards’ guarding a multimillion-dollar personal land belonging to a former Chief of Naval Staff, retired Vice Admiral Awwal Zubairu Gambo, Reuters, on November 19, 2025, published a story, “UK to build new munition factories to boost warfighting readiness.” On the same day, ABC News published a story titled “UK inflation drops to 4-month low, paving way for December rate cut”, just as Associated Press went to press with “UK defence secretary warns Russia it is ready to deal with any incursions after spy ship spotted”.

Topping the list of big headlines from Germany are two stories by Reuters. The first story is “Germany set to approve $3.5 billion defence package,” the other is “Industrial Electricity Price Relief on the Way.” In France, Reuters reports, “French National Team Qualifies for 2026 World Cup,” and “Early Greek Loan Repayment Gives France Budget Relief.”

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Rummaging through news reports, using the lens of PUNCH, this is a list of some Nigerian headlines. “Kebbi school abduction happened despite intelligence report – Tinubu,” “Tension as Wike, soldiers clash over ex-naval chief’s land,” “WQC: DR Congo knock out Super Eagles,” “Govs revolt as Wike’s expulsion breaks PDP,” “Police fire teargas as PDP factions clash in Abuja,” “Trump’s comment fuelled renewed attacks by violent groups – Akume,” “45 million Nigerians practise open defecation – Minister,” “N20bn fraud: Court adjourns arraignment as ex-director fails to appear,” “Banditry: Kwara closes schools in four LGs, demands military base.”

Need we search further to see why our country is today a paraDIES? Need we look further to know why our national hoe’s blade is blunted and our earth ravaged? A Yoruba proverb had long cautioned, ‘E wo enu ile, e wo enu oko’. Talentlessness is the Number 1 requirement for public office in Nigeria. Skilllessness is Number 2.

Ex-dictator, Chief Olusegun Matthew Okikiola Aremu Obasanjo is an 88-year-old retired general, farmer, engineer, statesman, politician and author. Aremu has survived many accidents and misfortunes in his rollercoaster life. Hailed by adherents and sycophants as Ebora Owu, Obasanjo, in all his 26 years of military service, never had a reported case of ‘accidental discharge’. However, controversy has continued to overshadow his involvement in the Nigerian Civil War, particularly the surrender of Biafran forces on January 15, 1970, with many crediting Colonel Benjamin Adekunle as the architect of Biafran surrender.

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But there is another Ebora in Ekiti. His name at birth is Peter Ayodele, the son of Fayose. Fayose is a former governor of Ekiti State. He’s also a failed godfather and a failed People’s Democratic Party senatorial candidate. Tall, strong and combustive, Fayose calls himself Ebora to Nje Fried Rice – the Spirit who devours Fried Rice, impliedly placing himself high and above indigenous deities fed by humans.

Ebora is a Yoruba word that means spirit, gnome, powerful entity, or extraordinary individual. Fayose’s supporters also call him Oshokomole, a name that means spirit or tough and bold character. While Obasanjo combines soldiering toughness with his Ebora-ness, Fayose embodies two spirits – Ebora To Nje Fried Rice and Oshokomale. Both leaders are similar in many respects.

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Fayose came into national prominence in 2003 when he contested, grabbed and ran with the governorship crown of Ekiti. He powered into power on the wings of widespread appeal and federal might, having endeared himself to the masses with his free water supply initiative. But joy has a slender body that breaks too soon, warns Ola Rotimi in “The Gods Are Not to blame”. Soon, a poultry venture embarked upon by Governor Fayose in Ekiti put a knife into the father-son relationship between him and Obasanjo, who was the President. Fayose fell victim to a state-orchestrated impeachment plot and fled the Government House in disguise in October 2006.

Before an 18-wheeler truck came between them, Fayose was beholden to Obasanjo, whom he saw as the custodian of his political life, his god after God. Fayose’s first term was administered in ‘Ílà-Ílo’ hell, where he was a messenger to the different gods who demanded attention, favour and servitude. One of the Ekiti gods, whom Fayose had fallen out with, was particularly close to Obasanjo. The god, old and rich, muttered, “Good riddance,” when Fayose fled the Government House, tail between legs.

That was the day Fayose drew a red line. Instead of four years, he barely spent two in office. When he returned to the country after Obasanjo left office, Fayose was bleeding in the eyes, cursing out Obasanjo, whom he said was stricken by poverty after leaving office as military head of state in 1979, adding that the Ota farmer had to be rehabilitated before he could run for the Presidency in 1999.

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In February 2011, I got a text inviting me to cover the 60th birthday anniversary of former Governor Olagunsoye Oyinlola of Osun State, in Okuku. That was ‘ojo buruku, Esu gbomi mu’ day when rampaging Satan was pacified to drink water. Dignitaries like Obasanjo and a former military Head of State, General Ibrahim Babangida, were in attendance when Fayose walked into the dining room of Oyinlola, whose wife, Princess Omolola, was personally serving out food to the political heavyweights. The host, Oyinlola, who had seen Fayose greet IBB and guests, without greeting Obasanjo, went up to him and asked why he didn’t greet Obasanjo. Fayose was blunt: I won’t greet a wicked father. Not one to be caught off guard, Obasanjo cocked his gun, aimed and fired back: I won’t acknowledge any greeting from a bad child.

Thus, the cat and mouse fight continued until 2013-2014 when Fayose was planning to run for governor the second time, and needed the platform of the PDP. That was when he reached out to Obasanjo in a letter seeking forgiveness and expressing remorse.

To be continued.

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As part of its campaign against extractive activities and promotion of healthy living in the Niger Delta region, an environmental think-tank organisation — The Ecological Action Advocacy Foundation (TEAAF) on Monday offered free medical services to the people of Gelegele community in Ovia South West Local Government Area of Edo State.

The free medical services which included eye screening, sugar level and BP tests, general medical examination and counseling, etc, saw over 150 people benefitting from the free medical outreach.

The beneficiaries were also offered the appropriate reading eyeglasses and medications as the outcome of their tests required.

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In her speech, Project Director, TEAAF, Ann Ajirioghene Offi, said though it was not the first time her organisation is taking free medical services to the community, the need to offer the current free medical services to Gelegele people arise during a dialogue with them where they narrated different health challenges to the representatives of the organisation.

A cross section of beneficiaries of the outreach

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Offi, who described Gelegele as a Community of Particular Concern to her organisation, said the health challenges keep increasing by the day as a result of extractive activities, gas flares and negligence.

She said: “We have seen that there are a lot of health challenges in this community, and this is as a result of the location of the community, and the ongoing extractive activities in the community, most especially the gas flares in the heart of the community. The gas flare has resulted in a lot of health challenges in the community, according to our research.

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“We felt it’s very vital for us to bring free medical services here going by the health challenges facing the people.

“The challenges keep increasing by the day as a result of negligence. Negligence in the sense that the health centre in the community is not functional as it ought to be, and from my observation, no medical equipment in the clinic to take care of people.”

Eyeglasses display displayed during the medical outreach for distribution.

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One of the beneficiaries, Clement Eyenmi, expressed joy and appreciated TEAAF for the free medical services, saying “our people need an organisation as this to come to their aid.”

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He lamented that despite his age, he’s already having eye challenges as a result of the gas flares in the heart of the community.

“In this our environment, and personally for me, I have an eye challenge as a result of this gas flaring in the heart of our community. But today, I was attended to; I was given a reading glasses.

“The oil company flares the gas but does not bother about the welfare of the people, or show concern about the environment. This is a major problem we have here.

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What this organisation is doing today is what we expect the government and the oil company to do, but they will never do such,” he added.

Also speaking, another beneficiary, Bobby Ikinbor, also appreciated TEAAF for the free medical services, saying “we do not have a standard hospital here, so, today, as this organisation brings this free medical services, it is a relief to us. We appreciate the organisation.”

He added: “You see, at times when we have an emergency health challenge and we try to rush the person to the city, we have to pray because of the bad condition of the road. At times the emergency patient dies before we get to the city.”

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OPINION: Nigeria Deserves A President Donald Trump

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“I spoke with AJ on the phone to personally convey my condolences… He assured me that he is receiving the best care in the hospital.” From wherever he then was, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu relayed that Anthony Joshua, the British-born boxer of Nigerian descent involved in a recent car accident, had told him he was receiving the best medical attention in Nigeria.

Yet, with something as ordinary as a headache, the same president routinely jets out of the country for treatment, sometimes to the United Kingdom, sometimes to France, sometimes to destinations left undisclosed. No one asks Mr. President why he can not stay behind and partake of that same “best care in the hospital” available at home.

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Instead, we busy ourselves with tallying the number of days he spends abroad, and when the arithmetic is done, we move on. Nothing more is demanded; nothing more is explained.

So, if tomorrow a President Donald Trump were to bar Nigerians from travelling to the United States for medical treatment, we would promptly denounce him as a racist. Yet the very next day, we would assemble a cultural troupe to welcome home a medical tourist president, one who left Nigeria quietly, without telling us what ailed him, and returned triumphantly after treatment abroad.

That is our lot; the predicament of a people wedded to decay and decadence. And it is precisely this contradiction, this ritual of self-deception, that makes it easy for some world leaders to dismiss Nigeria as a disgraced country.

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President Trump is a man many love to hate. And justifiably too. The man attracts ‘hatred’ for himself as if his mission on earth is to do what many consider ‘despicable.’

I, however, have a different opinion about the man who rules America at the moment. I see him as more of an American patriot than the brute many people project him to be. I don’t see anything wrong in a president asking non-nationals to go back and fix their own countries. That, to me, is the central message of the Trump Presidency. My understanding of his philosophy on governance is that citizens should hold their leaders accountable, rather than fleeing their countries.

This is one of the reasons I hardly argue about Nigeria and its numerous failing institutions with any Nigerian living outside the shores of the country, especially those who japa less than 20 years ago. My position is simple: if you know that Nigeria is being run by the best of men now, just pack your bags and baggage and come back home. A friend once asked me why I don’t see anything wrong in “the racist called Trump”, and I responded by asking him to come back home and enjoy our nationalist president. If farming is an easy venture, blacksmiths will not sell hoes and cutlasses. Those are the words of our elders.

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Three days into the New Year 2026, President Trump opened the New Year on a very good note for the people of Venezuela. Venezuelans, at home and in the diaspora, woke up that Saturday, January 3, 2026, morning to discover that they had no president. Trump, using the sophisticated American soldiers in the US elite corps, invaded Venezuela in the dead of the night and abducted, if you like, kidnapped President Nicolás Maduro and his wife. Surprisingly, the people rejoiced at the news!

The husband and wife were in bed when the American soldiers came calling. One can picture how startled they were when they saw the strange faces in their inner room. The shock, especially when Maduro had, less than a month ago, boasted that he was safe and secure and dared America to come after him, is better imagined! What if the couple were making out when the intruders arrived?

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Hours later, Trump boasted of the feat as “an extraordinary military operation,” during which “air, land, and sea were used to launch a spectacular assault. And it was an assault like people have not seen since World War Two.” He then described the operation as “…. One of the most stunning, effective and powerful displays of American military might and competence in American history” as the Venezuelan military capacities were “rendered powerless”, and “…. the men and women of our military working with US law enforcement successfully captured Maduro in the dead of night.” Could this be the reason why our elders advise that when one’s mother’s co-wife is older, one must call her mother (Tí ìyàwó ìyá eni bá ju ìyà eni lo, ìyá làá pèé).

A great public speaker, Trump warned that “This extremely successful operation should serve as a warning to anyone who would threaten American sovereignty or endanger American lives.” He listed those to be warned to include Cuba, saying, “I think Cuba is going to be something we’ll end up talking about because Cuba is a failing nation right now, a very badly failing nation. And we want to help the people. It’s very similar in the sense that we want to help the people in Cuba.”

Trump is a consummate power wielder. He did not forget Colombia. It is a known fact worldwide that Colombia and drugs are Siamese twins. If President Maduro of Venezuela could be ‘captured’ because he was accused of importing cocaine to America, the Colombian President, Gustavo Petro, President Trump warned, should “watch his ass”, because “He’s making cocaine and they’re sending it into the United States, so he does have to watch his ass.”

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We must get this right from the start. No law permits what President Trump did in Venezuela. The invasion of the presidential palace and the kidnapping of President Maduro and his wife are bad in all ramifications. America is not the world police. At least, the United Nations (UN), that toothless world bulldog, Charter does not permit such an infraction. The sovereignty of Venezuela was raped by Trump. The sanctity of the human person of President Maduro was violated. Oh, yes, I must add this: the solemnity of the bedroom of Maduro and his wife was desecrated! What if Maduro and his wife had slept naked, as most couples do?

Article 2(4) of the UN Charter prohibits any member state from using force against the territorial integrity (sovereignty) of an independent country. The Charter, in Article 51, only allows the use of force in self-defence, while Articles 24 and 25 permit only the Security Council to use joint or collective force against any independent nation that threatens world peace. So, where did President Trump derive the power to invade another country, pick up the incumbent president, and transport him to America in handcuffs, as he did to President Maduro of Venezuela?

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I have read many comments about the Trump Presidency. This recent action in Venezuela added fuel to the inferno of hatred for the American President. If Nigerians in the Diaspora in America were to choose who governs God’s Own Country, Trump would not have smelled the presidency. In fact, he would not have been elected as the mayor of any city. But unfortunately for the entire world, the American people, or, as someone argued, ‘the American skewed system’, elected Trump as president. Everybody, haters or lovers alike, would have to deal with that fact.

From day one, Trump never hid his identity. He never pretended to be a gentleman. He did not tell anyone that he would run America for foreigners. His ‘Make America Great Again’ (MAGA) mantra is self-explicit. America would be for Americans, he promised. And he has lived up to that. That is honesty in its illiterate form! If you ask me, that is the type of president every nation deserves. No pretence, no diplomacy; all that matters is American interests. I wish Nigeria had such a President, the one who thinks, sleeps and dreams of Nigeria. We have been unfortunate with the selfish individuals that we have had as leaders. The present crop of transactional leaders is the very worst in our recent history.

If I were to choose a president for Nigeria, I would not think twice before picking a character like Trump. A man who places the nation’s interest above any other consideration is the man after my heart. This is what is lacking in Africa, and particularly in Nigeria. A nation that has no defined national interest is bound to be in ruins, like most nations of Africa.

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Nigeria has the capacity, in all ramifications, to be great. What we lack is a president who is purposeful, courageous and above all, patriotic. We can imagine that our military became suddenly effective and efficient only after Trump ‘invaded’ Sokoto and cleared out a good number of terrorists. Yet again, nobody is asking what went wrong before the coming of Trump.

I have read so much about the sovereignty of Venezuela. I have no problem with that. But the one question I keep asking the proponents of national sovereignty is: at what time does the respect for a nation’s sovereignty stop? If, for instance, the sovereignty of Nation A threatens the peace of Nation B, what should Nation B do? Should it act in the interest of its own peace or fold its hands while the rudderless nation A acts anyhow?

If President Maduro was exporting drugs to America as Trump alleged, what should be the response of President Trump? I also find it curious that many who talked about the sanctity of the American judiciary in the case involving President Tinubu and the Chicago University certificate are the same set of people saying Maduro would not get justice in America! What a people!

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After the ‘capture’ of President Maduro, the American President said that the US would “run” Venezuela. Many said that Trump was only interested in Venezuelan crude oil. Trump himself did not deny that. His press conference after Maduro had been taken into custody was clear enough. America had a huge investment profile in the oil sector of Venezuela. One of the responsibilities of President Trump, and this is applicable to all presidents, is the protection of the American economy at home and abroad. If the US investments are threatened in Venezuela because of the activities of Maduro, would Trump not be failing in his responsibility if he did not act in the name of sovereignty?

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Nnamdi Kingsley Akanni, a professor of International Law and Diplomacy, Rivers State University, in a 2019 paper on “The Concept of Sovereignty in International Law and Relations,” suggests that the concept of sovereignty may be a ruse after all. According to him, “The paper found that what third world countries enjoy is not sovereignty but ‘sovereignty on dictated terms’ of the so-called developed powers.”

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The erudite scholar states further that at the end of the research exercise, “The paper also found that smaller States are not accorded protection from developed countries and that until that is done, the concept of sovereignty will continue to be elusive to smaller nations.” He then recommends “…that the UN should take proactive steps to give greater recognition and voice to developing countries as well as offering them the platform to assert their sovereignty in line with international law.”

What the scholar is saying here is that the concept of ‘sovereignty’ exists only when the developed countries are involved. When there is a conflict of interest between the world superpowers and any of the developing or ‘disgraced’ countries of the world, the principle of “Just War” applies. This is why Trump is going to get away with the Saturday invasion of Venezuela and the impending similar exercises in Cuba and Colombia, as the American President hinted.

If the UN wakes up today and gets its mojo back to interrogate Trump on Venezuela, the US can simply hide under the cover of the principle of ‘Just war’ as the invasion of Venezuela and the ‘capture’ of its president satisfied the jus ad bellum requirements of the ‘just cause’, just intention’; ‘just peace’; reasonable chance of success’; and ‘expected benefits outweighing anticipated cost.’. We don’t need a seer to predict that many drug-friendly leaders across the globe will think twice before making America their ‘depots.’ Trump took the American oath of office to protect American interests. This is why there has been no serious condemnation of the invasion in the US today.

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The invasion of Venezuela is a lesson for third-world countries. The argument that Trump took that decision because of the last Venezuelan election and economic interest is noble in my opinion. That is what he was elected to do: protect America and its interests world over.

In Africa, in general, and in Nigeria in particular, let our leaders learn to develop our lands. Let those saddled with the responsibilities of paddling our canoes do so with utmost patriotism. And more importantly, let those who want to lord it over us do so through free and fair elections. Otherwise, we will all clap and celebrate should Trump decide to ‘capture’ and ship all undesirable elements with questionable character to America for trial. Venezuelans set the precedent on Saturday when they trooped to the streets in jubilation at the news of the removal of Maduro!1

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