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OPINION: A ‘Corruption-free’ Nigeria And Brazil As Hyena

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By Festus Adedayo

Growing up, people of my generation matured into a fiery imagery painted of the wild and the animal world. We were fed on such frightening broths in folktales and fabulous novels like that of D. O. Fagunwa. They taught us that the wild is home of gnomes, predatory animals and human hunters who constitute a trinity in the forest ecosystem. One of the animals thus lionized was Ìkòokò, the hyena, one of Africa’s most merciless predators. He belonged to a family of wild doglike carnivores. The Ìkòokò was a wild, restless animal capable of inflicting so many brands of disasters on its prey. He was deadly, maniacal and daring.

One received ascription of the Ìkòokò is that he could crush meat and bone together with a fiery precision. It is why his faeces is cocaine-white. To fit this description, Yoruba curated a phrasal painting of him as “aje’ranje’gungun”. He was also a flesh devourer who cracked knotty flesh and cranium with his destructive incisors. In the process, Ìkòokò got decorated with a Yoruba honorific title of “Ìkòokò apanirun”. What stands him out is its ugliness and smell. Zoologists say the Ìkòokò, being a territorial animal, gets its pungent smell from marking and patrolling its territories. While doing this, he deposits on stalks of grass along his boundaries a strong-smelling substance produced by his anal glands.

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Now, I find some similarities in the Ìkòokò and the bilateral meeting between Nigeria and Brazil which took place in Brazil last Monday. Itemizing similarities between the two countries can be likened to the aphorism which says that if the farmer’s okra plantation is within his reach, his okra cannot become too ripe for harvest. In other words, finding the countries’ similarities is handy. As in Nigeria, corruption in Brazil is a cankerworm permeating all strata of both societies. You do not need a telescope to see it; it meanders in an open dirty pond. It involves the highest echelon of political power in the two countries, to the smallest municipalities.

Operation Car Wash, a landmark anti-corruption probe that took place in Brazil in March 2014 uncovered slimy crippling maggots in the Brazilian central government. It began from a seemingly unobtrusive investigation of a small Brasilia car wash on allegation of money laundering. Conducted by an anti-trust team of federal prosecutors headed by Deltan Dallagnol, proceedings revealed a humongous corruption scheme. Of greatest revelation was a combine of sleaze that involved state-owned enterprises. A judge, Sergio Moro, heard how government officials took pleasure in deploying the prerogatives of their public offices in pursuit of rent-seeking activities. These range from siphoning funds from state-owned corporation for individual gains, to brazenly stealing public money. Nigeria can see itself in this mirror.

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One illustrations of Brazilian corruption was also shown in The Mensalao scandal. Therein, in exchange for vote support in congress, taxpayer funds were hemorrhaged by government officials to pay monthly allowances to members of congress. As Nigeria’s NNPCL is a cesspit of corruption wherein president after president dips their hands into for personal and group enrichment, Brazil’s Petrobas, a state-owned and state-run oil company, is a paradise for maggots where uncountable small maggotry of the political elite and the private sector raise hundreds of millions of Reals to fund personal fancies and political campaigns. In Nigeria recently, a roiling mess whose putrefaction is comparable to a hyena’s excrement hit the airwaves. An NNPCL top boss allegedly mentioned a top Aso Rock official in an EFCC investigation. Nigeria has since moved on. No word since then and there is calm on the home front.

The same way Nigeria battles a serious challenge of violence and crime, Brazil wears same pair of sloppy shoes. It is estimated that the country witnesses roughly 23.8 homicide cases of robberies, kidnappings, muggings and other gang violence per 100,000 residents. Like here, in Brazil, cases of police brutality are as widespread as poverty in an IDP camp.

Recent Panama Papers and Paradise Papers drilled deep down into the Brazilian own involvement with corruption. In the country, there is a complexity of corruption networks flavoured by mafia, drug traffic networks and terrorist activities. In Nigeria, the hyena excrement is sustained by access to government office. Invoice-padding is notorious in both countries. Known in Brazil as superfaturamento, its notoriety is buoyed by padded invoices and grand-scale inflated construction projects. Brazil’s Olympics and FIFA World Cup stadia and Nigeria’s coastal highway are examples. In a damning October 13, 2020 report, Transparency International said Brazil had a “progressive deterioration of the institutional anti-corruption framework” and lamented what it called a fatal setback in Brazil’s fight against corruption.

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In both countries, politicians, in dalliance with corrupt private sector persons, are their countries’ top predators. Primarily scavengers of their nations’ common patrimony, like hyenas, a huge chunk of the two countries’ political class’ diets come from feeding greedily on direct and indirect kills. As hyenas’ feeds range from animals of various types and sizes, carrion, bones, vegetable matter, and other animal droppings, so is the gluttonous feeding habits of the political class of Brazil and Nigeria. For over a century, these human carnivores’ eating jaws have been strengthened to become as strong as hyenas’. It makes their political class fit to be ranked among the strongest national patrimony-devouring humans in the world.

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As the Chief Hyenas of Brazil and Nigeria met, Nigeria’s boastfully proclaimed that there was “no more corruption” since he took office. This provoked cynics’ snigger. In a chorus, they say the Nigerian Chief Hyena was in a domain similar to his, where lying to the citizenry is a governmental culture, a walk in the park. There, Lie lies to Lie (Iróńpa’rófún’ró). It can be compared to Olupona’s cult of secrecy where devotees create the needed aura of sacredness to sustain a long tradition.

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The truth that both Nigeria and Brazil shied from as they met last week was that, in both countries, corruption is as prevalent and destructive as an affliction of AIDS. Though a universal problem which afflicts the economies of developing and developed nations, corruption has far more debilitating effects in Africa, South and Latin America. It is even more precarious in Nigeria for the sake of her security. Since the September 11, 2001 bombing in America, corruption has been ostracized as a major pivot for transnational terrorism in the world.

But for esprit-de-corps and hypocrisy, nothing should have made Nigeria’s Chief Hyena hoist self up for the global mockery that followed. This is because the world is in possession of statistics of the mutating and multiplying cancerous cells of corruption in Nigeria. A few days ago, I was guest of Oyo State’s and Western Nigeria’s oldest television station, the BCOS. The discussion centered on damning verdicts of two frontline Nigerians, President Olusegun Obasanjo and Sultan of Sokoto, Muhammadu Sa’ad Abubakar III. As guest speaker at the Nigeria Bar Association (NBA) Annual General Conference in Enugu last Sunday, a day before the Nigerian Chief Hyena made that statement of zero corruption in Nigeria, the Sultan had warned that justice in Nigeria was increasingly becoming a “purchasable commodity”. He said, “Today, justice is increasingly becoming a purchasable commodity, and the poor are becoming victims of this kind of justice, while the rich commit all manner of crime and walk the streets scot-free”.

As if choreographed, Obasanjo too, in a new book entitled Nigeria: Past and Future, also lamented that Nigeria’s judiciary had been “deeply compromised”, and warned that judicial corruption had turned Nigerian courts into “a court of corruption rather than a court of justice.” A circulating August 19, 1976 New Nigerian newspaper’s lead story which screamed, “Judge arrested over N20 bribe”, where a judge was arrested and jailed for corruption in Benue State, tells how the internal mechanism for judicial correction has died in today’s Nigeria. What is the National Judicial Commission (NJC) doing today?

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My submission during the interview was that, except we want to play the ostrich, there is indeed an erosion of judicial integrity in Nigeria. A huge percentage of litigants are sceptical that they could get justice in our temple of justice. But isolating the judiciary and leaving the media, the banks, civil service and so many other corruption-blossoming institutions in Nigeria will be unfair. Nigeria is one huge ball of corruption. However, all of us – the judicial system, civil society, media, etc, must get involved in re-calibrating this perception. This is because, the moment the courts suffer such rout in perception, we can as well call it a day as far as a country is concerned. We can afford to have everything perceived as dirty – the executive, the legislature – but not the river, the judiciary. It is the source of our national value. This is because, when anything is dirty, it is taken to the river to wash but when the river itself is dirty and you take your dirt to it for cleaning, you will be washing your dirt with the dirty. What you get therefrom is deep filth and disaster reminiscent of the AyiKwei Armah’s 1968 debut novel, The Beautyful Ones Are Not Yet Born hue.

It takes boldness and leadership sincerity to own up that things aren’t looking up. Nigeria is not anywhere corruption-free, whether at the micro or macro level. Corruption is pervasive here and its ubiquity is legendary. If Nigeria’s Chief Hyena based this sweepingly boastful claim on a recent Transparency International (TI) ranking and the few arrests made by the EFCC, he fell into the argumentative pitfall called fallacy of excluded middle. The law of excluded middle frowns on oversimplification. It is against forcing a complex situation into a false dichotomy while ignoring nuanced possibilities or state of affairs that are indeterminate. The fallacy of excluded middle occurs when you apply “true or false” situations to complex social issues and subjective judgments in situations where the predicate is ambiguous and not easily captured in a Yes or No situation.

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So, it is true that TI, in its 2024 Corruption Perceptions Index (CPI), placed Nigeria 140th as against earlier 145th position in corruption in the world. It scored 26 out of 100, as against previous 25 out of 100. It is also true that Ola Olukoyede, the EFCC chair, recently succeeded in arresting some mushroom and tilapia of corruption, with a 2024 conviction figure of 4,111, the highest thus far. Two problems arose. One, where are the sharks and behemoth (the Arogidigba) of Nigerian corruption, most of whom attend the Federal Executive Council (FEC) and National Economic Council (NEC) meetings weekly and periodically? Second, to use these two – TI index and EFCC convictions – as indices of Nigeria’s zero corruption is deceptive.

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Economists say that systemic poverty is a harbinger of macro corruption. This variant of corruption is on the ascendancy in Nigeria today. Recently, the World Bank aggregated Nigeria’s systemic corruption as being on the ascendancy. In a widely publicized interview, a lawyer, Ndidi Edeogbon, also disagreed with Nigeria’s Chief Hyena. She said, “I found out yesterday that 60 to 70 % of Nigerians paid bribes for police help. 53 paid to avoid trouble with the police. 56 percent paid bribes to get government documents… And on the level of perceived corruption, 70% of Nigerians say the police are the most corrupt. This is followed by the Presidency with 62%, then parliament with 65%, local government councilors with 55% and judges with 54%.”

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So, why play the ostrich by making such untrue statement of zero corruption in Nigeria? Can the hyena deodorize himself even thousands of kilometers away from home?

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FG Introduces Chinese Language Into School Curriculum

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The Federal Government has approved the introduction of the Chinese language into the Senior Secondary School curriculum, with the policy set to begin in the 2025/2026 academic session.

The move comes after a review of the Basic and Senior Secondary Education Curriculum by the Nigerian Educational Research and Development Council (NERDC), under the Federal Ministry of Education. With this change, Chinese will now be offered alongside French and Arabic as part of the foreign language options available to students.

Education officials explained that Mandarin will be optional, not compulsory, giving students the chance to choose it as an international language. They added that the inclusion is aimed at helping students develop skills and cultural knowledge that could improve their global competitiveness.

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Announcing the development at the inauguration of the 14th Chinese Corner at Government Secondary School, Tudun Wada, Abuja, the Secretary of Education for the Federal Capital Territory, Dr. Danlami Hayyo, said:

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“May I inform you that in the recent review of our curriculum, the Chinese language has been selected as one of the international languages to offer in senior secondary schools.

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“That is to say that the FCT has been very visionary in introducing the subject in our schools through the Chinese Corners early enough.

“Chinese Mandarin has the largest number of speakers in the world, and today it has become the language of commerce, education, and tourism. Our decision to delve into Chinese education and culture is a wise move.”

He noted that the initiative has already taken root in the FCT.

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The bilateral relations have led to the establishment of 13 Chinese Corners, and the commissioning of the 14th Corner at GSS Tudun Wada today.

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“These centres have greatly enhanced education and cultural exchange between Nigeria and China.

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”It has opened a window for better understanding and appreciation of our various cultures and given our students the opportunity to pursue further education in China.

”Today we are proud to say that it is only the FCT that has Chinese Corners in its schools in the whole federation.”

Hayyo ended his remarks with a Chinese proverb:

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“Hai nei cun zhiji, tianya ruo bi lin,” meaning, “A bosom friend brings distant lands near.”

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The decision highlights Nigeria’s growing relationship with China in areas such as trade, infrastructure, and technology. Experts say that offering Chinese language in Nigerian schools could prepare young people for opportunities in international business and cultural exchange.

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Counsellor at the Chinese Embassy in Nigeria, Yang Jianxing, described the initiative as a reflection of the deep ties between both countries.

“Twelve years ago, out of the cherishment for China-Nigeria friendly relations and the expectation for cultural exchanges between the two countries, the Chinese Embassy in Nigeria and the FCT Secondary Education Board joined hands to establish the Chinese Corner as a unique platform for cultural and educational exchanges.”

He added that the initiative has since grown into:

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“A link connecting Chinese and Nigerian cultures, a bridge narrowing the hearts of young people from the two countries, and one of the most popular cultural check-in spots among teachers and students in Abuja.”

Yang said the new centre marked a fresh phase of cooperation:

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Today, the inauguration of the Chinese Corner is not an end, but a new starting point for cultural exchanges between China and Nigeria.”

Also speaking, the Director/Secretary of the FCT Secondary Education Board, Dr. Muhammed Ladan, explained that the initiative goes beyond cultural ties.

“The Chinese Corners aim not just to foster people-to-people exchanges, but also to provide resources for learning Mandarin and opportunities for scholarships in China. It is also a means of strengthening diplomatic relations through artistic collaboration.”

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However, concerns remain about how the new policy will be rolled out nationwide. Stakeholders have raised questions around teacher training, curriculum content, and access to learning materials across different states.

The Federal Government has promised that clear guidelines will be released before the official rollout, with a focus on preparing teachers and providing the necessary instructional support.

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FULL TEXT: US Govt Releases Text Messages Between Charlie Kirk’s Suspect, Roommate

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The man suspected of killing conservative commentator Charlie Kirk texted his roommate after the shooting to discuss a possible motive, according to court documents.

Tribune Online reports that Tyler Robinson is now facing seven criminal charges, including aggravated murder, after the Utah County Attorney’s Office unveiled new details of the case on Tuesday.

County Attorney Jeffrey Gray told reporters that Robinson slipped the note under his computer keyboard for his roommate to find.

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The unnamed roommate told investigators that Charlie Kirk’s suspect had alerted him to a confession under his keyboard after last Wednesday’s shooting at Utah Valley University campus in the city of Orem, said prosecutors.

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Authorities have said the unnamed roommate was a transgender male transitioning to female and was in a romantic relationship with the defendant.

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Here’s the full record of a series of text messages between Charlie Kirk’s suspect and his roommate provided to investigators.

Robinson: drop what you are doing, look under my keyboard.

[When the roommate looked under the keyboard, there was a note that allegedly read: “I had the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk and I’m going to take it.”]

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Roommate: “What?????????????? You’re joking, right????

Robinson: I am still ok my love, but am stuck in orem for a little while longer yet. Shouldn’t be long until I can come home, but I gotta grab my rifle still. To be honest I had hoped to keep this secret till I died of old age. I am sorry to involve you.

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Roommate: you weren’t the one who did it right????

Robinson: I am, I’m sorry

Roommate: I thought they caught the person?

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Robinson: no, they grabbed some crazy old dude, then interrogated someone in similar clothing. I had planned to grab my rifle from my drop point shortly after, but most of that side of town got locked down. Its quiet, almost enough to get out, but theres one vehicle lingering.

Roommate: Why?

Robinson: Why did I do it?

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Roommate: Yeah

Robinson: I had enough of his hatred. Some hate can’t be negotiated out.

Robinson: If I am able to grab my rifle unseen, I will have left no evidence. Going to attempt to retrieve it again, hopefully they have moved on. I haven’t seen anything about them finding it.

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Roommate: How long have you been planning this?

Robinson: a bit over a week I believe. I can get close to it but there is a squad car parked right by it. I think they already swept that spot, but I don’t wanna chance it

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Robinson: I’m wishing I had circled back and grabbed it as soon as I got to my vehicle…. I’m worried what my old man would do if I didn’t bring back grandpas rifle … idek if it had a serial number, but it wouldn’t trace to me. I worry about prints I had to leave it in a bush where I changed outfits. didn’t have the ability or time to bring it with…. I might have to abandon it and hope they don’t find prints. how the [expletive] will I explain losing it to my old man….

only thing I left was the rifle wrapped in a towel….

remember how I was engraving bullets? The [expletive] messages are mostly a big meme, if I see “notices bulge uwu” on fox new I might have a stroke alright im gonna have to leave it, that really [expletive] sucks…. judging from today I’d say grandpas gun does just fine idk. I think that was a $2k scope;-;

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Robinson: delete this exchange

Robinson: my dad wants photos of the rifle … he says grandpa wants to know who has what, the feds released a photo of the rifle, and it is very unique. Hes calling me rn, not answering.

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Robinson: since trump got into office [my dad] has been pretty diehard maga.

Robinson: Im gonna turn myself in willingly, one of my neighbors here is a deputy for the sheriff.

Robinson: you are all I worry about love

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Roommate: I’m much more worried about you

Robinson: don’t talk to the media please. don’t take any interviews or make any comments. … if any police ask you questions ask for a lawyer and stay silent

A makeshift memorial has been set up outside the Turning Point USA headquarters in Phoenix.

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The 22-year-old has been charged with murder and is facing the death penalty if convicted at trial.

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OPINION: Fubara And The Witches

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By Festus Adedayo

Three Nigerian “witches” just got beaten by a midnight downpour. They are, Siminalayi Fubara, Nyesom Wike and Bola Ahmed Tinubu, in ascending order. Last Thursday, September 18, 2025, there was an initial apprehension in Rivers State over whether its reinstated governor, Fubara, was “coming home.” An earlier excitedness over the end of emergency rule got momentarily dampened. Apprehension however dissolved when Fubara’s nemesis, FCT Minister, Wike, proclaimed that indeed, Fubara was coming home. The frenzy over Fubara “coming home” was similar to “It’s coming home!”, a phrase taken out of the 1996 song, “Three Lions”, composed for England as it hosted the Euro ‘96 tournament.

For Zambia and its recent history, “It’s coming home!” goes beyond football. It symbolises what can be called cadaver politics, the politicisation of burial grounds and indication that, for African leaders, political considerations, rather than public interest, are most times key drivers of policies made to look like the interest of the people.

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In Zambia, the ghost of this political consideration dressed to look like public interest was unintentionally exhumed last week. By the way, if you thought witchcraft was otiose, Zambia proved us all wrong. A court sentenced two men to two years imprisonment. Their crime was attempting to use witchcraft to kill current President Hakainde Hichilema. Arrested in December 2024 in a hotel, they were found in possession of charms which included a live chameleon, a red cloth, an unknown white powder and an animal’s tail. Zambian Leonard Phiri, 43, a local village chief and Mozambican Jasten Mabulesse Candunde, 42, were thus convicted under the Zambian Witchcraft Act passed during colonial rule in 1914.

The prosecution averred that the two were hired by a fugitive former MP, Emmanuel ‘Jay-Jay’ Banda, through his younger brother, Nelson, to bewitch President Hichilema, under the pretext of treating a sick woman. In their defence, the duo, known during the trial in Lusaka as “Juju assassins”, claimed they were not out to assassinate the president but were bona fide traditional healers. Said Magistrate Fine Mayambu in his ruling, “The two accepted ownership of the charms. Phiri further demonstrated that the chameleon’s tail, once pricked and used in the ritual, would cause death to occur within five days… It is my considered view that the convicts were not only the enemy of the head of state but were also enemies of all Zambians”.

The Zambian witch trial is interesting because President Hichilema once professed a zero belief in the efficacy or existence of witchcraft. Interesting also because witchcraft and occult reasons featured prominently in conversations over Hichilema’s government’s protracted legal battle against the burial of his predecessor, Edgar Lungu. Lungu had died in South Africa last June during treatment for undisclosed ailment. His last wishes were to be buried out of Zambia. He specifically barred his predecessor, Hichilema, from witnessing his funeral. The feud later spiraled into a row enveloped in wild accusations of witchcraft.

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A Pretoria court initially ruled in the Zambian government’s favour that, “in the public interest”, Lungu’s remains should be repatriated to Lusaka and given a state funeral, against the wishes of the family. As if Zambia had won a trophy, “It’s coming home!” became famous among Zambian government regime fawners. Among governing party supporters and officials, “It’s coming home!” was widely circulated on Facebook, indicating that the corpse of Lungu was coming to Zambia.

In Nigeria, Fubara’s “coming home” last week is being perceived beyond the public display of euphoria by Rivers people. To them, it is comparable to the downpour that soaks the clothes of a witch at midnight. So, when an African witch gets beaten by a midnight downpour, what happens? Engaging Juju music maestro of the 1970s/80s, Prince Cyril Bamidele Abiodun Alele, popularly known as Admiral Dele Abiodun, erected the witch jigsaw puzzle, as well as problematizing it. The downpour that soaks the clothes of a witch at midnight gets buried in silence, (Òjò t’ó pà’ jé l’óru, t’ó bá dé’lé kò ní lè sọ…) he sang.

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In Zambia and its former British colonial outpost neighbours like Malawi, Zimbabwe, just as in Nigeria, there is a widespread belief in occult practices. Many politicians resort to it for influence and existential survival. In his allocutus, Agrippa Malando, counsel to the two convicted witchcraft apostles in Zambia, attempted to turn the table around. “The President said he doesn’t believe in witchcraft and that witchcraft doesn’t exist. If the Head of State himself dismisses its existence, then surely the court can extend maximum leniency to my clients,” he argued.

As human beings, we cannot divorce our lives from metaphysical thinking which includes the existence or non-existence of witches. Indeed, the metaphysical can be an explainer of the physical. In traditional African thoughts, witchcraft is associated with nocturnes, among other unflattering features. Rev H. Debrunner did a study of witchcraft among the Akan tribe of Ghana. The research work was made into a book with the title, Witchcraft in Ghana, (1961). Among others, Debrunner said that, apart from flying at night, one other major identifier of African witches is their upside-down symbol. In other words, witches stand out for their inverted positioning at night. Writes Debrunner: “Before they leave the body, they turn themselves upside down… They walk with their feet in the air, that is, with head down, and have their eyes at the back of the ankle joints.”

In Africa, nighttime also got popularized as a predominantly fixed period of witches’ activities. A Yoruba saying which affirms this and underscores witches’ absence at night, says, how many nights does a witch stay in bed that she is asked to contribute to the purchase of bedding? Admiral Abiodun then pursued the imagery of the witch beaten by rain further. In his song under reference, the musician asked, per adventure the witch, at daybreak, intended to report the encounter of her soggy clothes, (T’ó bá dé ’lé t’ó bá sọ…) the question then becomes, where was she by the time of the downpour? (ibo ló ti wá?).

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The African witch also moves backwards so that she can move forward. As a symbol of witches’ social inversion, the Ewe, a West African ethnic group who are predominantly found in Togo, Ghana and Benin, speaking the Ewe language, with roots in the historical Yoruba Oyo kingdom, believe that when a witch walks upright, “she has her feet turned backwards.” This can be found in the book with the title, Africa: The African explains witchcraft, published in 1935.

When Fubara addressed Rivers on Friday, he spoke like a penitent little brat. He thanked President Tinubu for his “fatherly disposition and decisive intervention”, flaunted his decision not to approach the court for decision on the emergency rule as penitence and praised his tormentor-in-chief as “our Leader,” finally submitting that “nothing has been irretrievably lost.”

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Yet, many have likened what transpired in Rivers State from March 19, 2025 to last Thursday, between Fubara, Tinubu and Wike to a downpour that soaked the witch at midnight. Apart from the tiff being a spat between a godfather and godson, it has been said that it is a battle for both Rivers’ electoral soul and huge funds. In a fury against a party which rebuffed his quest for its vice presidential slot, Wike’s 2023 presidential election’s mowing down Rivers votes, said to be in favour of Labour Party, for APC, won him placement in the heart of the party that eventually won the presidency.

Wike’s achievements since becoming FCT Minister and his yeoman’s defence of the presidency have hoisted him as a Villa dependable ally. However, his coleric mood-swings and ability to tip over at little prodding must have warned the presidency that it could not afford a Wike’s imperial hold on Rivers. This, it is said, explains Tinubu’s cheetah-speed intervention to impose an emergency on Rivers. It came in the nick of time, at a moment when, for Fubara, the most beautiful cloth was not capable of salvaging public ogling at his Omoye’s nakedness; the beautiful lady having already walked naked into the marketplace. Wike had heavily shellacked him and his governorship was ready for the morgue. So, shrouded within the belly like the fact of the witch’s soggy dress is whether Tinubu imposed emergency on Rivers as a statesman or an ordinary political chess-game master who sees votes and not democratic progression of Rivers State.

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When Fubara told Rivers last week that “nothing has been irretrievably lost,” he was merely being smart and not clever. Other than being a figurine at The Brick House from now till May 29, 2027 and bettering his personal lot, everything is lost for Fubara. If Wike controlled Rivers by 60 per cent before the emergency, now, he holds the state by the jugular, with about 95 per cent. The witches have successfully sucked the blood of their victim, leaving its carcass. To make a recourse to Africa’s perception of witches and its symbolism of blood, H. W. Robinson, in his “Blood,” published in J. Hastings’ 1908 Encyclopedia of Religion and ethics, holds that “life is the blood and vice versa”.

According to Hastings, “when the blood left the body, it carried the life with it.” Among Ghana’s Akan people, it is believed that the witch is a vampire who can kill “by sucking the blood out of a person.” One of Wike’s most adored songs, which he gleefully sings, is “Enye ndi ebea, enye ndi ebea” (give this to this part and give to the other part). It espouses the Igbo principle of equity. With the configuration he got now in Rivers State post-emergency, how equitable is the wealth of Rivers? Apart from the House of Assembly that had always been in his kitty, Wike emerged from the emergency with Rivers local governments inside his pouch. Wike seems to have become the proverbial witch who kills and you cannot see blood dripping from his lips; the witch who kills and does not need the vulture to eat the entrails, the lord of nocturnes.

From my study of Wike’s politics, what I see is a crude but deft political player. He combines the deadliness of a hyena, this animal’s loath of any animal sharing its spoil, with the calculative instinct of a male lion. Wike, also like a lion, hunts his prey afresh, seldom feasting on stale meat. He is brash and possesses the remembrance of an elephant, all of which he puts in the service of his political executionism. Anyone who stands in opposition to him would need to possess higher grits, rougher inclination and more deadliness. Fubara was apparently too laid back, too feeding-bottle-like in political approach as against Wike’s political artillery firepower.

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While the witches have finished sucking Rivers blood, leaving its carcass, the greatest losers are the people of Rivers State. Democratic governance was still like a dodo within the six months that Vice Admiral Ibok-EteEkweIbas was Administrator in the emergency period. No one will ask him questions on what he did with the people’s money, in cahoots with the National Assembly oversighting him. Wike is happy as he now has Rivers inside his kitty. Tinubu is guaranteed one million votes. Ibas is chubbier. Yet, the people are transfixed, wondering where their redemption would come from.

In his ruling, Zambian Magistrate, Fine Mayambu, considered the witch convicts “not only the enemy of the head of state but… enemies of all Zambians”. The witches who fed on the blood of Rivers during the emergency period cannot be said to be friends of the people of the state. Like Debrunner said of African witches, what the witches have ensured in Rivers now is an upside-down situation. Upside down, Fela Kuti reminded us, has its meaning, too. What they did, like the African witch, was to move that state backwards, under the pretext of moving it forward. As the Ewe says, all we can see of Rivers is, “she has her feet turned backwards.”

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