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Shameful Letter On Tinubu’s Slavish Assembly

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Tunde Odesola

Dear Uncle Ahmed,

Kowtowing is when a kowtower bows before wealth, power and influence. But, Your Excellency, when I refer to you as ‘Uncle Ahmed’, I’m not on a bootlicking mission. I call you ‘Uncle’ because we were neighbours in the same hood, where you and I tenanted in the early 1990s. That was when you were a nobody in Nigeria’s political space. That was when you rented a three-bedroomed flat at No 18, Coker Street, in the Orile Agege community of Lagos State. That was when you were unsure of the future politics held for you. Uncle Ahmed, if I were writing this letter in Yoruba, it wouldn’t be out of place to call you Bòdá Àdúgbò or Ègbón Àdúgbò aka Area Bro.

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Ègbón Ahmed, 72 is your official age. I believe that because I know you don’t lie. But, I call you Bòdá Adugbo because of the age difference between us; I, having been born in the second half of the 1960s. My parents raised me to respect responsible elders.

Your Excellency, I put pen to paper because of the recent chain of events at your Lagos State House of Assembly. Ègbón Bola, the way you administer the City of Aquatic Splendor appears like Lagos was bequeathed to you at birth. But you know it wasn’t. In metaphoric Yoruba, you arrived in Lagos with blood in your eyes, hunting for success. Your toiling met with preparedness, and boom, you became senator, governor…, and then went imperial.

Yes, you can say you fought many nasty wars, such is the way of Nigerian politics; it’s dog eat dog. Ègbón, post-war trauma shouldn’t make you hallucinate and take up the role of God.

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Uncle Bola, as your former neighbour and fellow tenant, I think it’s right to let you know how Nigerians are looking in your direction over the reign of terror being unleashed at your junkyard, the Lagos State House of Assembly. Nigerians are looking in your direction because they know you’re the National Leader of the ruling All Progressives Congress and also the State Leader of the party in Lagos. Lagosians know that as the national and state leader of the APC, the recent removal and reinstatement of Lagos Speakers, like women wear and remove menstrual pads, cannot happen without your knowledge and approval.

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I call the LSHA your junkyard because you watch without guilty conscience, since more than 20 years ago, how each legislative tenure sings the anthem, “On Your Mandate We Shall Stand,” instead of singing the national anthem, while you smile like Idi Amin, with your hand on your small chest.

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Your Excellency, many Nigerians believe you’re not a good leader. But I believe you rank higher than the late sage, Chief Obafemi Awolowo. They believe you’re the wicked person who straps his baby to the back when going to the bathroom. But I do not believe so. The Yoruba capture such a wicked person in these words, “Ìkà ènìyàn tó ń pon omo re ilé ìwè.”

In their wisdom, the Yoruba believe it’s only a wicked person who straps their child to the back while going to the bathroom because no neighbour is prepared to look after the baby while the wicked person bathes.

Asiwaju, I know you’re not wicked. I know you’re not the one strapping Mudasiru Obasa to your back. Obasa only possesses an irresistible charm that hypnotises his fellow lawmakers to accept him as their Speaker by fire, force and thunder.

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Ègbón Àdúgbò, I need to tell you that as a result of the madness going on in the Lagos Assembly, a lot of Lagosians are waiting for you at the next elections, vowing to disgrace you yet again like they resoundingly demystified you in the 2023 presidential election. They say that in 2027, you and your undemocratic party would be roundly defeated in Lagos again.

Also, they allege that plans were underway by your party, in collusion with the Independent National Electoral Commission, to subvert the Bimodal Accreditation System (BIVAS) and the INEC Result Viewing (I-REV) portal, rendering the two technologies useless in Igbo-dominated areas of Lagos in 2027, but I said, “Ah, rara o; Uncle Bola doesn’t rig o;” he’s a democrat.

Tongues are wagging over the brigandage that occurred when your boy, Obasa, forcefully took control of the House and sat with just four lawmakers while the then-substantive Speaker, Mojisola Meranda, had 35 lawmakers solidly behind her. Ègbón Tinubu, isn’t it a shame that all these tyrannical events are happening under your leadership? Baba Folasade, wasn’t it your defiance against military dictatorship that endeared you to the hearts of Lagosians? Generals Ibrahim Babangida and Sani Abacha unbared their fangs, fired their bullets and cracked heads with their boots. But you, Emeritus Governor, with your smile and agbada, you bury your fangs and talons in the jugular of the Lagos House of Assembly. You’re worse than Babangida and Abacha combined!

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By the way, Your Excellency, permit me to humbly ask if you know the meaning of ‘Emeritus’? All of your lackeys in Lagos call you ‘Emeritus Governor’. Do you all know that emeritus means retired? If you’re truly a retired governor, why don’t you hands off Lagos and face the bigger task of governing Nigeria?

You call yourself a democrat, yet you allow them to sing that stupid and idiotic song, “On Your Mandate We Shall Stand’? So, Bobo Chicago’s mandate is more powerful than the mandate the 20 million Lagos population gave to the lawmakers? I know you schooled in America, though you presented a controversial university certificate, but is this the type of democracy practised in America? Where’s honour in your politics, bòdá?

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Ègbón Alameda, I’m utterly sorry I didn’t greet you when I started my letter. The uproar generated by the show of shame ongoing at the Lagos State Assembly is enough to make an omolúàbí disrespect elders, who stand by and watch while the head of the baby at the mother’s back tilts dangerously in the market square.

E kú three days, sir. How’s the family? How’s aunty Remi, your jewel of inestimable value, co-investor and co-beneficiary in Nigeria’s political vineyard? How’re the children of your proletariat beginnings, Folasade and Seyi? And the children of your bourgeoisie years, Zainab, Habibat and Olayinka?

It’s delightsome to see that despite her young age, Folasade is the godmother of nonagenarian, octogenarian, septuagenarian and younger marketwomen and men in the whole of Nigeria while your son, Seyi, aka Ola Daddy, is the godfather of Nigeria’s Young Urban Professionals, otherwise known as Yuppies. As for you, the Owner of Lagos, it’s written in the sky, ‘BAT is the god of all godfathers and the king of all kingmakers’. Asiwaju, I twale 100%!! It’s not easy to put Nigeria in your pocket: e kú isé takun takun.

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Bobo Chicago, some plain stupid people describe your fixing family members in positions of power and privilege as passing gluttony down the family line, but I call it fatherly love. I remind such people that many of the children of Nigeria’s monied men of yesteryears are tearing at one another’s throats today over inheritance. The children of the late MKO Abiola and those of the late Chief Rotimi Williams (SAN) are yet at daggers drawn.

The Lion of Bourdillon, when you eventually go to the place where the elderly go, Folasade and her siblings won’t need to fight over inheritance because you’ve placed in their hands golden spoons, long and costly enough to eat at billionaires’ tables anywhere in the world.

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As for Aunty Remi, she won’t have any financial worries because she should rank high on the list of Nigeria’s wealthiest women – being the wife of BAT and having worked in the Nigerian Senate aka the nation’s second largest Mint, where President Godswill Akpabio, the alleged serial sexual harasser, is currently battling allegations of sexual harassment and abuse of office by Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan of Kogi State.

Ègbón, Nigeria has had eight Senate Presidents since 1999 – Evan Enwerem, Chuba Okadigbo, Pius Ayim, Adolphus Wabara; Ken Nnamani, David Mark, Bukola Saraki and Ahmed Lawan. None of them was slapped for alleged sexual assault. None of them resembled ‘Dauda de Sexy Guy’ in looks and actions.

By the way, Asiwaju, I know you would be curious to know what the first largest Mint company is in Nigeria. It’s the Presidency, sir. Followed by the Senate. The third is the House of Reps, followed by the Nigerian Security Printing and Minting Company Limited.

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Ègbón mí, let me whisper to you some tete-a-tete truths like sincere siblings do. Please, move closer, sir. Please, don’t you ever contemplate writing your autobiography like General Killer, who lives on a hilltop, did o. Baba Sade, if you do so pénrén, you will receive from Nigerians the type of verbal bashing which deafened the ears of the squirrel. Ha! Writing an autobiography would open the old-wound questions of your age, school, birthplace, parentage, wealth and more.

Bòdá Bola, you don’t need all that trouble. After serving Nigeria with all your heart, you just go home and rest. May Allah protect your investments.

Thanks for being the one and only BAT.

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Your former neighbour,

Baba-T.

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The Audacity Of Hope: Super Eagles And Our Faltering Political Class

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There are moments in a nation’s story when a game becomes more than a game-when the sweat on the pitch mirrors the struggle of a people, and the roars from the stands echo the collective heartbeat of a nation desperate for redemption. Such was the scene when the Super Eagles clawed their way back from the brink of elimination to secure a playoff spot in the race to the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

It wasn’t just football; it was symbolism-a parable in green and white. From the dreary days of uninspired draws, missed opportunities, and lackluster displays, the Eagles stood on the edge of national disappointment. The odds were stacked, the critics were loud, and the faith of millions trembled. Yet, when the final whistle blew in their emphatic victory over the Cheetahs of Benin Republic, something shifted-not merely in scoreline, but in spirit. It was a triumph of grit, not glamour; of will, not wealth; of belief, not bluster.

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Nigeria needed that moment. In many ways, the Super Eagles’ journey mirrors the story of the country itself-a people endowed with talent, weighed down by inconsistency, often their own worst enemies, yet still capable of soaring when purpose meets passion.

Comebacks do not happen by accident. They are built on self-reflection, discipline, and a renewed sense of mission. Before the turnaround, the Eagles had looked like a team without direction. Disjointed in play and spirit, they embodied what happens when leadership loses vision and followership loses faith. But something changed-the game plan was redefined, individual brilliance gave way to teamwork, and complacency bowed to hunger.

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Therein lies the first lesson for our nation’s leadership: redemption begins with recognition of failure. It takes humility to accept that the path one treads leads nowhere. For months, Nigerians cried out for accountability and vision-not just from their footballers but from those who govern. Our leaders, like the Eagles before their awakening, must learn that no nation moves forward when its strategy is based on improvisation rather than introspection.

In that decisive match, the Eagles played not as men protecting a privilege, but as warriors defending pride. They fought like men who knew the alternative-failure-was too bitter to bear. Hunger, it turns out, is the secret engine of excellence. When comfort sets in, mediocrity follows; but when hunger burns, possibilities unfold.

That, again, is the Nigerian story. For too long, we have watched leaders bask in comfort zones while the nation groans under the weight of complacency. The hunger for transformation-the fierce desire to prove that we can rise beyond our failures-must return to our national psyche. The Super Eagles didn’t win because they had better boots or bigger names; they won because they had something to prove. And perhaps that’s the mindset we need in our public offices, our schools, our industries-men and women who are driven, not by perks of position, but by purpose.

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The audacity of hope is what keeps nations alive when all else fails. When the Eagles faltered in earlier matches, Nigerians lamented but did not surrender. Hope persisted, sometimes faintly, but enough to keep the drums beating. It was hope that made millions still tune in, still believe that perhaps, just perhaps, the tide could turn.

That same hope must animate our civic and political life. Hope that the economy can recover from its staggering inflation. Hope that our schools can rise again from neglect. Hope that insecurity can yield to peace, and that leadership can once again mean service, not self-interest.

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But hope, on its own, is not magic-it must be partnered with strategy and sacrifice. The Eagles did not just hope their way into victory; they trained, they adjusted, and they fought. In the same way, our national rebirth will not happen through wishful thinking. It will require collective participation-citizens holding leaders accountable, leaders inspiring citizens with vision, and institutions working beyond selfish agendas.

Every government, like every football team, begins with a promise-to perform, to deliver, to inspire. Yet, how many administrations start strong and end in disarray, having lost both focus and the trust of the people? The Eagles’ story reminds us that it’s not how well you start, but how courageously you finish.

For our political class, the message is clear: when the people you lead lose faith in you, it is not a media problem-it is a leadership problem. The Eagles didn’t silence their critics through propaganda; they did it through performance. They let their results speak. Leadership must learn the same principle. The Nigerian people have heard enough speeches; what they crave are results-visible, tangible, life-changing results.

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In the end, what happened on the field was more than a sporting victory. It was a moral sermon, a national mirror. It said to us: “You can stumble, you can fall, but you must not stay down.” It said to the struggling student, the weary civil servant, the disappointed voter-keep faith. There is always another match, another chance, another season.

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And that is the essence of nationhood. We rise, we falter, we rise again. The story of Nigeria, like that of the Super Eagles, is not one of perfection but of perseverance. We are a work in progress-a people of resilience, resilience born from countless setbacks and sustained by an unyielding belief in tomorrow.

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The Super Eagles have given us more than joy; they have handed us a metaphor for redemption. They have shown that no matter how dark the first half, the game is not lost until the whistle blows. But they have also challenged us-to find in our collective life that same hunger, that same resolve, that same audacity to hope.

For Nigeria, as for her footballers, the message is timeless: the future belongs not to the loudest, but to the most persistent; not to the privileged, but to the purposeful.

If we can summon, as a people, the discipline of the comeback and the hunger of the Eagles, then perhaps one day, our national anthem will no longer sound like a prayer for what could be-but a celebration of what we have finally become.

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Two Schoolchildren Electrocuted In Anambra During Rainfall

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Tragedy struck in Nnewichi, Nnewi North Local Government Area of Anambra State on Monday when two schoolchildren were electrocuted while taking shelter from the rain at a roadside shop.

The incident, which occurred at St. Peter’s Claver Junction, threw the community into mourning.

Eyewitnesses and CCTV footage revealed that several pupils had gathered at the shop to escape the downpour when the tragedy happened.

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A resident near the scene, who pleaded anonymity, recounted, “Several pupils were taking shelter at the roadside shop during the heavy rainfall. But tragedy struck when the wet bodies of two of the schoolchildren came in contact with a live metal, and they were instantly electrocuted.”

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According to witnesses, panic spread as the children collapsed instantly, while others narrowly escaped.

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The shop owner was said to have not yet opened for business when the incident occurred.

“It took the intervention of some security officers and passers-by, who used protective gloves to evacuate the bodies,” another eyewitness said.

The incident came just days after a similar tragedy in the same Nnewi area, where a woman was swept away by floodwaters in the Uruagu community.

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When contacted, the Anambra State Police Command spokesperson, SP Tochukwu Ikenga, confirmed the incident, noting that an investigation was underway.

“The facts are not clear yet, but the divisional police officer has been directed to find out the details for a comprehensive report,” Ikenga stated.

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The latest tragedy adds to recent cases of electrocution in the state.

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In May, a three-year-old girl was killed in Awka after stepping on a live cable belonging to the Enugu Electricity Distribution Company.

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Residents had reportedly alerted officials about the fallen high-tension wire, but it was not repaired until after the fatal incident.

A resident, identified as Uche, said, “The cable fell on Friday and wasn’t fixed until Sunday, after it had electrocuted the girl. The officials even requested ₦30,000 to fix it but didn’t show up until it was too late.”

The repeated incidents have reignited public concern over poor electricity infrastructure and safety negligence in Anambra communities.

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Oyo Orders Traders To Vacate Airport Road In Two Weeks

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The Oyo State Government has issued a two-week ultimatum to traders operating along Airport Road, Old Ife Road, and Onipepeye areas of Ibadan to vacate the roadside or face enforcement action.

The directive was detailed in a Tuesday statement released by the Chief Press Secretary to Governor Seyi Makinde, Dr. Suleimon Olanrewaju.

He warned that the state would no longer tolerate roadside trading or the placement of container shops on drainage.

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According to the statement, “the government has provided markets and other designated spaces for trading across the city, making it unnecessary and unsafe for traders to occupy roadsides.”

The government said the action was necessary to safeguard lives, prevent environmental hazards, and protect public infrastructure.

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It also warned that trading on walkways and blocking drainage channels increases the risk of flooding and undermines the state’s efforts to promote tourism.

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The government has a duty to protect citizens from all manner of danger,” the statement said, noting that roadside trading exposes people to serious risks.

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The ultimatum expires on October 27, after which enforcement will begin.

The government said “non-compliance could lead to the confiscation of goods and prosecution of offenders.”

It appealed for cooperation from residents to ensure a cleaner, safer, and more sustainable environment in the state.

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