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OPINION: The Ibàs Of Rivers State
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By Suyi Ayodele
Yoruba name for fever is Ibà. There is also a town in Yorubaland called Ibà (the same pronunciation as fever), in Ifelodun Local Government Area of Osun State. And there are different types of Ibà. If my syntax is correct, especially in pluralisation of nouns, the plural of Ibà in Yoruba lexicography will be Ibàs. This, of course, is achieved by mere inflection.
Yoruba medical taxonomy says there is Ibà apóntò (the fever that makes one urine to be yellowish – Malaria Fever). There is also Íbà pónjú (the fever that makes one eyeball to be yellowish – Yellow Fever). The third is the worst. It is called Ako Ibà (male fever) which causes one’s urine and eyeballs to be yellowish and the skin to turn pale.
Ako Ibà in modern medicine will be Typhoid fever. Ako Ibà is cerebral, and it kills faster than any other type of fever. An Ako Ibà patient is close to a psychiatric patient. Whoever is afflicted, especially at its advanced stage, talks about things out of this planet. He thinks he is something that he is not.
A little cousin who suffered from Typhoid years back claimed that he was the husband of his elder sister and demanded for conjugal benevolence. His mother wept bitterly, thinking that her precious son had gone gaga. But the elders around knew it was an Ako Ibà. Whoever has it thinks that he is the husband of the reigning Queen of the land!
I swear down, no pun is intended here. This headline is a mere coincidence. My mind, no, my pen, pleasantly sorry, my keyboard, is the one playing tricks here. But the devil is a liar!
The Scripture is true. That is what the Christian Faith teaches. Less than a week ago, the scripture as contained in Acts 19:15, to wit: “…Jesus I know, Paul I know; but who are ye” (KJV), was made life by some women. Women have always been at the centre of the Gospel. Little wonder they were the only set of people who sought Jesus out after His crucifixion! Those our mothers have a way of making seemingly complex matters simple!
The iconoclast of this epoch, Abami Eda (the weird one), Fela Anikulapo Kuti, in 1971 released his lampoon album, Yellow Fever, where he sang about different fevers. The maverick musicologist was in his best wits in that album.
Something happened in Rivers State last Friday. As we all know, a lot has been happening in Rivers State since March 18, 2025, when President Bola Ahmed Tinubu decided to afflict the people of the state with an Ako Ibà in the name of a thoughtless state of emergency. He sacked all the democratic institutions in the state and replaced the democratically elected governor, Siminalayi Fubara, with a Sole Administrator (Solad), a former Chief of Naval Staff, Ibok Ekwe Ibas.
Like an Ajélè (envoy) of a feudal lord, Ibas has been carrying on in Rivers in manners that make nonsense of the axiomatic expression of one who is sent on an errand like a slave delivering it like a freeborn. In a way that is typical of someone suffering from Ako Ibà, Solad Ibas has been carrying on as if he was elected by the people of Rivers State.
Give a leper a handshake, our elders say, he will request for a warm embrace. Because the people of the state, especially the menfolk, refused, or were/are too complacent to resist the illegality of a Sole Administrator in the state, Ibas has carried his sacrifice beyond the mosque. Treating Rivers State like a conquered territory, the impostor in The Brick House has been acting in manners that suggest that Nigeria is still under a military regime.
First, Ibas dissolved all statutory Boards of parastatals in the state. He went ahead to dissolve the State Independent Electoral Commission, appointed Special Advisers for himself, and started going into areas that his illegal appointment did not envisage in the first instance. The worst of it all is that President Tinubu, in his morbid disdain for the people of the state, did not find any worthy Rivers State indigene to appoint as the Solad, a position that yells blue murder in our democracy!
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A lot has been said and written about the unconstitutionality of the declaration of a state of emergency in Rivers State. Many people have opined, and correctly too, that Tinubu’s action was, and is still informed by his ambition to have all the 17 states in the South under his armpits for the 2027 presidential election. He needs the entire South to fight his estranged friends in the North. The argument, which events in other states have proved to be valid, is that there is nothing altruistic in the impulsive action of the President.
Many, including yours sincerely, keep wondering why President Tinubu is still retaining Nyesom Wike and his pathologically infantile behaviours as a minister in his cabinet despite his obvious roles in the crises in the state. Why the President chose to be an Adájó owú (the unrighteous judge) in this matter remains a mystery. The only plausible reason for retaining Wike is that the President is compensating the tempestuous minister for a job well done!
What, in my estimation, betrays President Tinubu’s ulterior motives in Rivers State is the killings in Plateau and Benue States in the past few weeks. If President Tinubu could declare a state of emergency in Rivers State where there was no single killing, why not in Plateau and Benue States? What else does Tinubu want to happen in those two states before he would be convinced that laws and orders have broken down there? If we juxtapose this with the fact that President Tinubu stayed put in France where he had gone to ‘reflect’ on his two years in office while Plateau, Benue, Brono States were on fire, one can then understand how our leaders reason!
And before I am accused of crying more than the bereaved especially when Governor Fubara is said to be holding nocturnal meetings with his traducers, let us take a detour back to the main gist of the Ako Ibàs that is afflicting the oil-rich Rivers State.
The appointed Solad, forgetting that he is a butterfly and cannot fly like a bird, decided to rub salt on the injury of Rivers State and its people by promoting the obnoxious office of a First Lady. The retired Vice Admiral did not only relocate to the state bag and baggage, he decided to come along with his wife, Theresa Ibas.
Don’t blame ‘Madam Excellency ‘, the wife of Rivers State Solad. When the farm becomes desolate, the lizard makes the palm fruits its delicacy (Ilè dà fún alángbá je eyín). Mrs. Ibas, like her husband, thinks that she is entitled to all the pecks of office for the wife of an elected governor is illegally getting in our political system. So, she stepped up her games and started acting like the First Lady of the state, summoning meetings, directing women and carrying on with the full complement of the office of ‘Her Excellency, the First Lady of Rivers State’.
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But trust Rivers women. They are strong-willed. They have seen and treated different types of fever in their motherhood. They have different antidotes for Ako Ibà. And when they saw the symptoms of a chronic Ako Ibà in Mrs. Ibas last Friday, the women, like the good mothers they are, decided to administer the right concoction in prescribed dosage.
The event was the Renewed Hope Initiative (RHI), whatever that means in the face of the current hopelessness, under the control of the First Lady of the Federation – another misnomer of this era – Mrs. Oluremi Tinubu. That charade of women empowerment has been going on across the states of the Federation in the last couple of weeks.
Last Friday was the turn of Rivers State. The RHI office in collaboration with the Millennium Development Goals (MDGs), gathered the women at the EU Event Centre, Port Harcourt, with the intention that Mrs. Tinubu would be there to empower 500 Rivers State women with “livelihood empowerment equipment.”
Matters took a dramatic turn when Mrs. Theresa Ibas stepped up to the podium to deliver Mrs. Tinubu’s address. The women were shocked. They stayed rooted to their chairs as Madam Ibas made her way to the state lectern. Then suddenly, the alarm blew in their heads. Something snapped! The women realised that a stranger was about to address them instead of the wife of the governor they elected.
Just as the evil spirit told the sons of Sceva that tried to imitate the apostles, to wit: “…Jesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are ye?” (Acts 19:15), Rivers women rose up and chorused, like the days of the Bible: “Valerie Fubara we know. Remi Tinubu, we know. Who are you?” Before the distraught Mrs. Ibas could recover from the shock, the women all stood up and began to sing: “”We want Sim/Give us Sim/We want Valery/We want Remi Tinubu to speak to us.” And they walked out, singing, gyrating and twerking!
Ask me a million times. I love those Rivers women! They are not just beautiful; they are simply courageous. I watched the video of the encounter several times. It reminds me of the old evangelism song of our Anglican crusades of yore where we affirmed the position of women in the propagation of the Gospel. The song played in my head again as I penned this. The lyrics easily came to mind: Obìrin yíó gbe, obìrin yíó gbe; b’ókùnrin bá ko Jésù sílè, obìrin yíó gbe (the womenfolk would carry Him if the menfolk refused to lift Jesus, the womenfolk would carry Him).
One of the courageous women, Ekpeye Favour, while speaking with journalists after the heroic walkout said that the women had nothing against the wife of the President but the impostor who came out to address them.
“We were told to come out and welcome Her Excellency Senator Remi Tinubu and be dressed up…. We wore shirts with her picture and our First Lady’s imprinted on the shirts…. only to be addressed by someone claiming to be our First Lady in this state. And women could not sit down and watch such things happen. So, they stood up and left.” Ekpeye then sent the women’s message in clear terms: “We have a governor. We love our governor. We support our governor. We have a First Lady. And we are just saying one governor at a time. We have a president, one president at a time…”
Those beautiful women of Rivers have sent the challenge. It is an unmistaken challenge. If Rivers men are acting like they don’t have balls anymore, the women are there for the rescue. The men can continue to fall over one another to curry favour from Solad Ibas. Rivers women would have no such buffoonery! If anyone approaches the women with any symptoms of Ako Ibà, no matter how severe the symptoms are, they have the antidotes in full dosage!
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How did the legendary widow, Nwanyereuwa, who led the Aba women riot of November 18, 1929, react in her grave? The Amazon, Olufunmilayo Ransome Kuti must have turned in her grave to give the victory salute to those women of valour! Mother Moremi Ajasoro, the beautiful princess from Offa, who sacrificed all she had to save Ile-Ife, must be proud of the Rivers women. Queen Idia, the late Iyoba (Queen Mother) of Benin Kingdom during the reign of Omo N’Oba Esigie (1504-1550), is no doubt giving a thumbs up for the Rivers women. Our adorable Dora Akunyili, as she moved the motion to make the then Vice President Goodluck Jonathan the acting President on February 17, 2020, easily came to mind as I watched the video of the Port Harcourt encounter. Nigerian women have always given a good account of themselves whenever the hearts of men failed. Those women in Rivers State re-enacted that resilience last Friday. I am proud of them!
Nigerians have a lot to learn from that singular incident. Rivers State people can arrest the illegality of a Sole Administrator in their dear state if all of them would do what those beautiful women did last Friday. Ibas is acting as if he has the mandate of the people because whenever he calls, some people respond. Rivers State people need to stop that abnormality. Ibas’ orò (deity) can only whimper if it has people behind him.
The consciousness that President Tinubu has no right to suspend an elected governor should be registered in the minds of the people. They need to be reoriented that it is illegal for Tinubu to dissolve a state legislature and appoint a Sole Administrator. The people must realise that Tinubu cannot and does not have the power to suspend democracy in any part of the country. Nigeria, or any part thereof does not belong to the President. It doesn’t matter what Fubara is doing behind the curtains. The mandate he holds belongs to the people; only the people can retrieve it from the impostors usurping the people’s sovereignty!
If Rivers State people want their elected governor back, and the dismantled democratic structures in the state restored, the women have shown the way. It is not rebellion; it is not even a call to action. It is no incitement. It is eternally legal to resist all unconstitutional acts. No where in the world such a despicable act is carried out except in the Nigeria of Tinubu. General Olusegun Obasanjo did it and we all condemned him. Tinubu cannot be an exception.
If there is any rebellion against Rivers State, it is the March 18, 2025, state of emergency. We should get it right. With the failure of the Tinubu administration in all facets of our nationhood, the President ought to have declared a state of emergency in the Presidency itself and handed it over to a National Sole Administrator! We copied this present Presidential system of government from America. In its 249 years (from 1776) of democracy, no American President has ever removed a state governor! It is rather unfortunate that a so-called democrat is the one perpetrating this illegality in our nation. So, resisting Ibas and boycotting or walking out on him and his wife at events is legal and one of the inalienable rights of the people of Rivers State.
For those courageous and beautiful women of Rivers State, as they move about with their pots of concoction to cure all Ako Ibàs in their state, I evoke here, the spirit of Birago Diop, the… poet, who in “Viaticum”, evokes: “Go into the world; go! They (spirits of the ancestors) follow your steps in life.” May the spirits of Nwanyereuwa, Olufunmilayo Ransome Kuti, Moremi, Akunyili and all departed heroines continue to watch over those women with nerves! May Nigeria and Nigerians survive the Frankenstein monster we inadvertently imposed on our nation!
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FG Charges Corps Members To Report Proliferation Of Small Arms, Light Weapons
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The National Centre for the Control of Small Arms and Light Weapons (NCCSALW), Northeast Zonal Centre, under the Office of the National Security Adviser to the President has charged the National Youth Service Corps members to report any form of proliferation of small Arms and Light Weapons in the country.
Maj-:Gen Abubakar Adamu (Rtd), the Northeast Zonal Coordinator, NCCSALW Northeast Zonal Centre, made the charge at the NYSC orientation camp in Bauchi on Tuesday.
He emphasized that with the involvement of the youth, especially corps members in fighting the proliferation of Small Arms and Light Weapons (SALW), insecurity issues would be a thing of the past in no distant time.
Adamu explained that NCCSALW under the office of NSA was established in 2021 as the institution framework for the regulation and control of Small Arms and Light Weapons (SALW) in the country.
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Represented by Mr Adamu Saleh, Assistant Director, Strategic Communication and Information, NCCSALW, Northeast Zonal Centre, Adamu said that the proliferation of these small arms and light weapons paved the way for increase in banditry, kidnapping, cultism, political thuggery and all sorts of insecurity in the country.
“Please, when you have been posted out to your various places of primary assignment, look into these things, be a good ambassador of your parents, NYSC, your state and yourself by reporting anyone using these small arms and light weapons.
“If you know anyone that is fabricating small arms and light weapons, please report such because I believe without this, there will be no banditry, violence, cultism, political thuggery Boko Haram, ISWAP and others.
“As part of the efforts of the Federal Government to curtail and fight the proliferation of small Arms and Light Weapons, that is why the NCCSALW was created.
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“It is part of the responsibility of this NCCSALW to be advocating, sensitizing communities and key stakeholders in the fight against the proliferation of small Arms and Light Weapons,” he said.
He called on Mr Umoren Kufre, the Bauchi state Coordinator of NYSC to work with the centre in order to establish the Small Arms and Light Weapons Community Development Service (CDS) group in the state as been established in Borno state.
The CDS group, he said, would be trained to train others and its activities would be funded by the centre.
Responding, the NYSC Coordinator in the state said that now that the relationship between the centre and NYSC in the state had been established, he would work toward the creation of the CDS group in the state.

By Suyi Ayodele
If you don’t belong to the upper class in Nigeria, stay off crime. If you are not close to any man-in-power or man-of-power, be law-abiding.
In Nigeria, a man of privilege can take the entire crew and passengers of a plane hostage and get home within the hours. The friend of the powerful can stop a plane from taxiing, and he takes the next available flight home.
In the same Nigeria, if a daughter of Mr. Nobody assaults air hostesses. She gets half-stripped by airport security. Within the hours, the gates of Kirikiri prison are opened to receive her. Our laws here are not blind; they distinguish the privileged from children of commoners! We sink odiously; only that we are not oozing maggots yet!
Know our ways and be guided! Here, a lion kills children of the poor. It gets commendation for cleansing the land; the same lion kills a prince and is accused of genocide! Children of the privileged are always treated preferentially here. It did not start today.
At the funeral of an elderly man about 38 years ago, a young man was detailed to entertain the other elders gathered for the rites of passage for the departed.
Part of his assignment was to serve the elders with palm wine. He did that successfully, filling their calabashes more than twice. Custom also demands that he has a taste of the palm wine. He who feeds a child must not clean his hands on the bare floor (anu omo kò ní fowó nu’lè), goes the saying. But that would be after the sacred elders must have had their fills.
By the time the young man checked the keg of palm wine, what was left could barely fill a cup. So, he turned the remnant of the palm wine into his own calabash and drained it in three gulps. The elders saw him and exchanged glances without saying a word.
He packed the empty calabashes and the keg. One of the initiates stopped him. The old man commanded: “Now, pour the dreg of the palm wine into this calabash (Ò yá, da ìdí emu tó kú sìnú igbá yî)” Stalemate! There was nothing to pour from the empty keg. There was a deep silence.
One of the elders broke the silence by asking who drank the dreg of the palm wine. Before anyone responded, roared: “Has the tradition changed that the dreg of palm wine belongs to the elder?” He shot a fierce glance at the young man. The loudest silence followed, a pin drop! The man who spoke was the oldest and the most senior of the attending initiates.
Glances were exchanged, heads nodded. In the Yoruba worldview, only the oldest man in a gathering drinks the dreg of palm wine. Except he gives it out, nobody dares touch the last drop of the substance. The young man knew the implications. They can be unpalatable, especially when the initiates are gathered! A sacrilege had been committed, everyone waited.
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An uncle to the young man, a senior initiate himself, stepped in. He announced that the young man drank the remnant. The other elders called for the appropriate punishment as prescribed by tradition. The uncle emphatically said that would not be applicable in that circumstance. Almost everyone asked why. He explained.
The boy who drank the dreg is a privileged child, the uncle said. The passage of rites in progress was for the departed father of the young man, he added. The deceased, he reminded them, was not just an initiate, but the lead initiate in the clan -the one we call Àòrò in my Ekiti dialect or Àwòrò in Modern Yoruba (chief priest).
He adumbrated the age-long tradition that the child of a chief priest cannot be treated like the child of a non-initiate. He backed his traditional advocacy with one of the panegyrics of the departed Àòrò thus: When the child of the chief priest stumbles and upturns the sacred water pot, the chief priest turns it to a laughing matter; if the child of a non-initiate does the same, the chief priest collects rat, he collects fish; he asks him to bring several pieces of brass- sacrificial items for appeasement (Omo Àòrò subú d’omi akòkó nù, Àòrò mú s’òrò èrìnrín; kó s’omo olòmúrìn, ha gb’eku, ha gbe’ja; há so’hun wéréwéré bí ude).
The uncle sat down. The meeting went silent. One after the other, the initiates stepped out to the sacred court to perform their last rites. Prayers were offered for the deceased, his family, and particularly, for the young man assigned to see to their welfare. Funeral rites over. Everyone went home. Case closed!
This incident is no fiction. It happened at the final rites of my father, Baba Daniel Falade, in 1987. My family produces the chief priest for our clan deity, Òràngún. The panegyrics above belong to us. The young man in the narration, my elder cousin, is a lawyer today. Every child in our family is an ‘Omo Àòrò’ (child of the chief priest).
That ancestry confers on us some certain privileges. As Omo Àòrò, we get away with the most sacrilegious offence such as tumbling on the sacred water pot (omi akòkó) and spilling the content. Omi akòkó belongs to the deity. Only the chief priest or anyone he delegates can touch it.
Spilling the water or breaking the sacred water pot is too grievous a taboo to commit. The consequences are terrible! Only a member of my family gets away with it because we are privileged children! We don’t answer Òsínbôn (male), and Aríé (female) for fun!
Incidentally, no single Òsínbôn or Aríé has ever stumbled on the sacred water pot. It is part of our training, part of our orientation from the cradle to reverence omi akòkó. Other children can spill it and get severely punished. A typical Omo Àòrò would never do such. The discipline runs in the family. We know we have the privilege. But no child of ours has ever abused it. How our forebears achieved that, only the Cosmic knows!
In Nigeria today, we have so many spoilt brats running around the landscapes. We have so many privileged individuals who get away with the most heinous infractions. Once you know someone in power, or you have access to the corridor of power, you can do anything and get away with it.
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I once saw a complimentary card by an official of Ogun State Government. The designation on the card is: “Office of the Friend of the Governor.” I am serious! The owner, I was told, was a complete nuisance throughout the tour of duty with his governor-friend.
In our contemporary time, we have had the Office of the First Daughter of the Federation. The Privileged abound here. The son of the president attended the weekly Federal Executive Council (FEC) meeting for weeks until sanity prevailed. The same son is accorded airport receptions whenever he ‘tours’ states! We all saw the videos of such receptions and just moved on. The son of the president is as good as the president himself in Nigeria.
One of General Muhammadu Buhari’s daughters once commandeered a presidential plane and flew to Kano to shoot photographs. Her father, we were told, was our generation’s Bayajidda and epitome of discipline and integrity. Nobody reprimanded the girl, at least not to our knowledge!
As an Omo Àòrò, I could barge in on the esoteric in their meeting without consequences. But I would never do that because from the cradle, we were trained to know that nothing kills a child more than taboos (ohun tó únpa omo bí èèwò kò sí). Taboo or abomination, our elders say, is eaten in small bits like the tip of a needle. That saying holds no water in the Nigeria of today where the father is the president, the mother is the First Lady, and the daughter is the Ìyálójà General of our universe!
Privilege! It is an intoxicant. Only the disciplined and properly well-brought ups can handle it with the care it deserves. Nothing is more fragile than privilege; it breaks without prompting the carrier! If you doubt this, just check what happened to the Official Musician of the President (OMP), King Wasiu Ayinde Marshall, popularly known as KWAM1, last Tuesday in Abuja.
Our OMP also holds one of the highest titles in Ijebuland today as the Olórí Omo Oba Akilè Ìjèbú (Head prince of Ijebuland). Ceteris paribus, the man may be the next Awujale of Ijebuland. Do not say God forbid. When you are the official griot or bard and percussionist of the President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of Nigeria, you can become anything here! But for public outcry, a beautifully decorated ocker would have been made a king in Lagos. Even now, the matter has still not been settled. This is a country of anything goes.
Go to Osun State and see the mess a scallywag has made of one of the most traditional stools in Yorubaland. Any town mentioned in Ifa Corpus is sacred. That is the throne someone powerful people gave to an American fly-by-night. Today, His Royal Rascal (HRR) changes the title of the throne in a manner that makes the chameleon envious. It is only in that same Osun that you get first class kings who divorce their Oloris as if divorce has been listed as a sport in the Olympics! Those ones got enthroned because they were privileged to be close to people-in-power and people-of-power!
Akure Oloyemekun once had a privileged Deji, who pursued his Olori from the palace to the streets and emptied a can of hot ashes on her. Someone high up in the power equation got the wife-battering Kabiyesi to the throne. Thank God for the then Governor Olusegun Mimiko who waded in immediately, dethroned the Deji, banished him to Owo and installed a new Oba for the Akure people.
Enough digression. We go back to the OMP, KWAM1, Omo Anifowose himself. He needs no introduction save to say that he is one of the most popular music talents this nation has ever produced. He crowned his voyage in the nation’s entertainment industry by becoming the number one musician for President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
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And KWAM1 is more than being the OMP. He is also a spiritualist to the President. Anything President Tinubu needs to go esoteric against his perceived enemies, KWAM1 is readily available with his Àyájó (evocation). Don’t ask me how I know. Search for the videos of Tinubu’s campaign in 2023. You will understand what I am saying. KWAM1 is the only one who holds the trophy of recording and sharing his conversation with the President to the public and got away with it. Privilege!
KWAM1 set the internet buzzing since last week, when, possibly drunk by the privileges he has as an OMP, he held an entire crew and passengers of a commercial plane hostage on the tarmac! He was selective and deliberate. Wasiu Ayinde committed that sacrilege in Abuja, our Federal Capital Territory. And guess what: he did not see it as a big deal. How do I mean?
Four days after his failed hostage-taking incident, he was on stage in Ikorodu, Lagos State, at the gig for the Ayangburen of Ikorodu who marked his 10th years anniversary on the throne. While ‘apologising’ for the infraction, our OMP wondered why such an “ìsèlè kékeré se wá di únlá” (why should a small matter turn to a big issue). Standing before a taxi-bound plane is no big deal here. That’s how we roll!
The issue that led to the Abuja airport incident has been over-flogged. I saw KWAM1 and his golden flask. I wonder why a man who carries a golden flask would have the character of a common street urchin. But I stopped wondering when I remembered the saying that Aso únlá kó ni ènìyán únlá (a big apparel is not an indication of responsibility). Character is like a smoke (èéfín nì’wà), says the adage. Our elders complete the wisecrack: no matter how one covers it, it must exhale (bí a de mólè, rírú ní rú).
I am amused by those who said that KWAM1’s apology should be assuaging enough. What a nation! If Wasiu Ayinde had committed the same crime in a saner clime, would he apologise using a teleprompter the way he did? Would he tender the apology from the comfort of his home or from a detention cell? Only a privileged rogue elephant would hold people hostage in an international airport and would go home the same day to apologise on a teleprompter!
Even his Ikorodu gig for the Ayangburen and the so-called apology was a malarkey, a complete tosh! He sang in Yoruba. Those who understand the language would agree with me that what Wasiu Ayinde did in Ikorodu is nothing but a continuation of his esoteric àyájó (evocation), a double-Dutch, to hypnotise the public. Holy Moses! Am I the only one familiar with these evocative lines: Mo já’wé gbégbé, kó’mí má gbé mi lo/ Mo já’wé tètè, kí’lè má tè mi rì/Mo já’wé akóyoyo, èrò léhìn mi (I pluck gbégbé leaves, let the sea not wash me off/I pluck tètè -sinking-leaves, let the ground not sink me/I pluck akóyoyo – crowd-pulling – leaves, let the crowd follow me).
That is exactly what KWAM1 did in Ikorodu when he sang: ewé oríjì mo já/ewé oríjì mo já o/eni ‘ùnbá sè/eni ‘ùnbá sè kó f’orí jì mî/ewé oríjì mo já/ (I have plucked oríjì -forgiveness- leaves. Whoever I offended must forgive me. I have plucked oríjì leaves). Only the òpè, the ones Gen-Z refers to as ‘Jews’, will consider those evocations as an apology. This is, I daresay, without paying any attention to the arrogance that oozed out of him on stage.
I have asked KWAM1’s fans spreading his ‘apology’ to go and watch the two videos again. I equally asked them what would have been their reactions if the pilot of that plane had been their wives. How many men would take kindly to another man pouring a substance on their wives because the assailant has a bogus entitlement mentality?
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And how are we sure that what our OMP carried in his golden flask was water and not the street monkey tail (mixture of ògógóró and weed), or sùngbalaja (sleep anyhow) gégémú (fermented seed) fònàgáu (cross road anyhow) or jékánmò (let them know), the street stimulants associated mostly with people in KWAM1’s trade – Fuji. If the claim that he sipped the content before the air hostesses and other officials asked him to hand it over, and he claimed that what he had was water were true, may we then ask how intoxicant is the OMP’s holy water?
The excuse that Wasiu Ayinde has a health issue that requires him to sip water by seconds is as funny as it is doltish. Are we saying here that with the numerous hours he has had flying, KWAM1 is ignorant of the fact that on board the plane, he could easily require water, more so that he is on Business Class of the flight? And if truly he is easily dehydrated as he claimed, can we know how many times he took time off the stage in Ikorodu to sip water?
It is noticeable that the Minister of Aviation and Aerospace Development, Festus Keyamo, immediately placed him on a no-fly list. But the measures, to me, are like a slap-on-the-wrist given the nature of the crime committed. What KWAM1 did was pure hostage taking, terrorism and false imprisonment, all rolled in one! He practically hijacked the plane for the minutes he prevented it from flying!
If he is an easily dehydrated patient as he claimed, he should know that on board that plane he held hostage for close to 40 minutes were patients who probably had appointments with their doctors. There were businessmen and women who had dates to keep but were held down by an analphabetic bumptious fellow! That he got back to Lagos, hours after the incident, probably aboard another plane (chartered or public) sends dangerous signals to the flying public and undermines discipline in the aviation industry.
Now, another KWAM1 episode played out on Sunday when a female passenger attacked crew members of another plane. If, for instance, the news out there is that KWAM1 had been remanded in prison custody pending the determination of his case, KWAM2’ would not have attempted such an infamy within one week! This is what happens when the right steps are not taken in good and right measures to address indiscipline.
The sane world is appalled that the privilege that covered KWAM1, who committed a more heinous crime of hostage-taking and terrorism, but was only cautioned and released to fly home, is denied a less-privileged ‘KWAM2’, Comfort Emmanson, who assaulted hostesses of an Uyo-Lagos bound Akwa Ibom Air, and within the hours, she was dragged before a court and was railroad to Kirikiri prison!
We have scored yet another low in our preferential treatment of citizens with the way we rushed to prosecute offender number two, without prosecuting offender number one, who is a friend of the president. These actions and inactions will haunt us for a long time.
In closing, I want to say that I deliberately left out the pilot of the Value Jet plane, Captain Oluranti Ogoyi, out of this narrative. Why? I have read comments about how badly the lady behaved or how she should have acted otherwise. I have set a search for what a pilot, who gets clearance to fly, should do when a nyaff stands, like the popular Àgbà Ìnàki (King kung), to hold the plane down.
After the clearance to take off, is it part of the standard practice that the pilot must come down to check who is standing on the tarmac, or if the tyres are well inflated like they do at Okota Motor Park? If it were to be so, there wouldn’t be cases of stowaways. Or, in the alternative, should Captain Ogoyi have called Aso Rock to get President Tinubu to come and move his official bard out of the way? If the pilot was not sure that the tarmac was clear, how come KWAM1 was the only one who had to ducked under the plane when it taxied? Until I get convincing answers, I have no opinion about Captain Ogoyi and her ‘anger management’ as many are claiming.
We are lucky that KWAM1, at 68 years old, still has the dexterity of a typical Ajegunle street boy to duck under the moving plane. The story would have been different today. In his sober moment, when he does not sip from his golden flask, may KWAM1 imbibe the wisdom of our elders that abusing one’s privilege is akin to a child who eats taboos like the tips of needles. Our elders say: Bí orí abéré, bi orí abéré laa je èèwò (one eats taboos like tips of a needle); tó bá ti tó ro’kó ní hun ní (when it is big enough to be smitten to a hoe is when it comes with its consequences). He may not be lucky next time!
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Pay-Per-View Virtual Cinema Make Waves In Nigeria
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A new wave in African film distribution is taking shape through Circuits, Nigeria’s foremost virtual cinema and Transactional Video on Demand (TVOD) platform.
By adopting a pay-per-view model, Circuits allows audiences to pay only for the films they choose to watch offering a distinct alternative to subscription-based systems that dominate the industry.
Chief Operating Officer Imade Bibowei-Osuobeni stated in Lagos said the approach was developed to meet the needs of viewers seeking both flexibility and affordability, while ensuring creators receive fair returns.
“It allows audiences to watch a single film without committing to monthly charges, while revenue flows directly to the content creators,” she explained.
Under this model, tickets start from ₦1,000, with prices available in local currencies for audiences across the globe. Viewers can choose from access durations ranging between 8 and 48 hours. For those seeking longer engagement, the “Flexiwatch Classics” package offers over 50 curated films for either seven or 21 days.
The catalogue features a diverse mix of works, from blockbuster Nollywood productions starring Femi Adebayo and Lateef Adedimeji to award-winning titles from other African regions.
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Bibowei-Osuobeni noted that the platform’s emphasis on quality and curation is central to its appeal for a wide range of audiences.
“Since its launch, Circuits has recorded over 1.3 million unique streams, with audiences in more than 170 countries.
“Its availability on mobile apps, smart TVs, and web browsers ensures convenience and accessibility for film lovers regardless of location or device.”
According to Bibowei-Osuobeni, the combination of a pay-per-view structure, flexible viewing plans, and curated African storytelling positions Circuits as a game changer in the virtual cinema space. By balancing audience choice with filmmaker rights protection, the platform is helping redefine how African cinema reaches the world.
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