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OPINION: Profiling Natasha As Segilola, Sweetheart Of 1001 Men

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5 months ago

April 6, 2025

By Festus Adedayo

Sorry, I digress. Gradually, the Nigerian presidency is putting finishing touches to its own sculpture of a village liar, Ìbídùn, it is busy carving. Or writing itself into the pathetic biblical story of an early Christian community in Jerusalem which witnessed a lying couple by the name, Ananias and Sapphira. Ìbídùn was the proverbial woman who, determined to make deception an art, walked close to a popular masquerader at the marketplace. Amidst the din of wild dances and celebration, Ìbídùn saluted the masquerader thus: “it has been quite a while!” In a masquerade cult shrouded in secrecy, where identity of the masquerader is hidden from everyone, male or female, except initiates, how did Ìbídùn know the personality shrouded under the agò (costume)? To capture Ìbídùn’s costly deception, my people say, “Èké Ìbídùn tií kí eégún kú àtijọ́”.

While the president junkets, off-the-cuff, to Paris like a chronic diabetic flying into the restroom, his Tańtólóhun dogs (Ref my piece, Obasanjo and Tinubu’s Tańtólóhun dogs, November 24, 2024) spin an embarrassingly deceptive refrain that he goes “on a working visit.” As this deception roulette is fast taking the toga of Ìbídùn’s lie, I have a cryptic projection for this uncritical lie: When the going goes, the come will end up coming. It is a literal lift from the Yoruba warning, “bí àlọ bá lọ, àbò nbọ wá bọ”. It warns of impending repercussions for the Ìbídùns. At a time when their home is burning, with more than 52 people reported dead in the recent Plateau State crisis, the president and his vice are trapped in the comfort of foreign lands.

I am back. Whether sponsored, contrived, deliberate or real, the discourses surrounding Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan since that space-induced altercation in the parliament broke out, would make you think you were in pre-colonial Nigeria. And Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan, an incarnate of infamous 1930 sexual mascot, Segilola. Saheed Aderinto’s 2015 book, When sex threatened the state: Illicit sexuality, nationalism, and politics in colonial Nigeria (1900-1958) did justice to Segilola. According to him, one of the most detailed sexual narratives of that time could be found in the sexual memoir of Segilola, a Lagos prostitute. Written in Yoruba, its title was, Ìtàn Ìgbésí Aiyé Èmi Segilola El’ẹyinju Ẹgẹ, Elegberun Ọkọ L›aiyé. When translated into English, the book title reads, “The Life History of Me Segilola Endowed With Fascinating Eyes, the Sweetheart of a Thousand And One Men”. Advertised in the July 5, 1930 edition of the bi-lingual newspaper, Akéde Èkó (The Lagos Herald), the book, which British anthropologist, Karin Barber, called the first Yoruba novel, sold out during the period of its 30-chapter serialization in the newspaper. It became such a literary hot cake to gobble that it caused peer jealousy and rivalry between The Lagos Herald and the dominant newspaper of the time, The Nigerian Daily Times.

Born in September 1882, Segilola was a lady of noble parentage, sole survivor of her parents’ six children, who chose to commercialize her body for men’s sensual feast. From the time she lost her virginity to a herbalist whom she ran to for procurement of sex charm, Segilola courted men across generations. One of her lovers promised her pocket money of 10 pounds and another, between 1910s and 1920s, spent 30 pounds on her in three months. Knowingly or unknowingly, the adversaries of Akpoti-Uduaghan have attempted to cast her in the mould of Segilola. Her traducers sexualize her travails, belittle her courage and audacity, as well as her resistance to male chauvinism and the tyranny of her tormentors.

Akpoti-Uduaghan, like Segilola, is however an El’ẹyinju Ẹgẹ, in possession of a ravishing beauty. Her travails began as politics of space allocation on the floor of the Nigerian senate. Gradually, it transformed into sexual politics, reminding one of French historian, Michel Foucault’s discourse on sexuality. Foucault had submitted that there is a link between sex and relations of power. Today, the spat between this senator representing Kogi Central and president of the senate, Godswill Akpabio, has effectively polarized Nigerians along divides: gender, politics, etc.

Akpoti-Uduaghan is a prostitute. She appears on the floor of the Senate in transparent dresses. Senate is not a clubhouse. She has had four husbands and four children, so go the narratives. Even a newspaper, daily used as validation of federal power, did what it called an expose on the senator. With the title, “The Natasha we knew”, it lent assistance to Natasha’s adversaries in ill-sexualizing her, and positioning her as Segilola incarnate. This it did by excavating what it called her sexual past. The aim was to profile Natasha as a woman who has seen more men’s nakedness than an Ijaw fisherman can ever see shrimps. Or, as Cleopatra (70-30BC), Queen of the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt. Cleopatra deployed her charm and bewitching beauty to seduce Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony, succeeded in having children for both.

On the social media, Akpoti-Uduaghan has further been profiled as possessing a feral ferociousness. Even Senator Adeseye Ogunlewe attempted to add a salacious dimension to the mix: “But the beauty of Distinguished Senator Natasha is a problem to her… there’s no doubt about that… when she’s passing, there’s no way a man will not look at that woman”, he said on a national television interview.

Contrariwise, Natasha is better suited for casting in the mould of Mekatilili wa Menza. Mekatilili was Kenya’s 19th century amazon, a precursor of Dedan Kimathi’s Mau Mau uprising heroism against British colonial imperialism. Mekatilili, like Natasha, suffered tar-brushes and profiling of the male gender and from even women of similar biology. As her Giriama people resisted British tyranny, Mekatilili was profiled as one of those who forced her people into blood oath administration, especially at the rituals held in July and August, 1913 at Kaya Fungo. History however today recorded Mekatilili as a feminist symbol of resistance, a strong woman from a marginalized ethnicity who challenged oppressive norms of a male-dominated society. In the Giriama resistance to colonial policies which led to the uprising of 1913, Mekatilili played a significant role.

The crossroads where Mekatilili and Akpoti-Uduaghan’s path would seem to have met actually happened at a public baraza (meeting) in Kenya. Mekatilili confronted Arthur Champion, British colonial administrator, swearing never to allow him enlist Giriama youth to work in plantations. Deploying an anecdote to depict the battle ahead, Mekatilili dared Champion to take away the chick from Mother Hen and see Mother Hen’s ferocious resistance.

Since the last one month or so when the initial spatial politics on the floor of the Nigerian senate began, Akpoti-Uduaghan has shown her traducers that they had taken away the chick from Mother Hen. You may not know the orthodoxies which she has thus far challenged, the battles she has resisted and the graphs she has redrawn in the socio-politics of Nigeria. The first graph she re-plotted is one which hitherto assumed that, every beautiful woman is a Segilola prostitute, a chattel and sex symbol. With the multiple battles Natasha has fought in the last one month; the strings – national and international – she has pulled and the upturn of the narratives she has made by internationalizing her battles, Natasha has shown that she possesses more brain than scores of her male colleagues who mark time in the Nigerian parliament. More instructively, she must have shown her constituents who thought her femininity was a drawback that she is a battleaxe stronger than many men.

If you can pull Akpabio to an inner sacristy and ask him what legislative hill he has thus far found most exerting to surmount, he would reveal it is the Natasha turmoil. Before now, if Akpabio was one who mistook the Ibadan Kudeti River for a mere erosion, now, he must have learnt that Kudeti is a raging river which sweeps off its captives in moments of rage. The major orthodoxy that Natasha has thus far succeeded in upturning is that, Akpabio is likely never going to take any person for granted again, regardless of their gender.

When Funmilayo Ransom-Kuti, a head teacher of a local school in Abeokuta, confronted the Alake of Egbaland, Oba Samuel Ladapo Ademola, while fighting the oppressive colonial tax regime, she saw the battle, like Mekatilili, as a feminist symbol of resistance. She thus rose above her marginalized gender to challenge oppressive norms of a male-dominated society. More tellingly, Ransom-Kuti saw the fight against the colonial rule structure as a fight between two gender weapons – the penis and the vagina. Said she: “Idowu, (Aláké) you have used your penis as a mark of authority against us for far too long a time; posturing that you were our husband. Today, however, the table has turned and we are poised to reverse the equation by deploying our vagina as a weapon of conquest to play the role of husband on you… O you former men conquerors, the head of the vagina has sought vengeance.” On January 3, 1949, the Aláké was forced to abdicate the throne. That speech was in part a feminist resistance epistemology. In Ransom-Kuti’s confrontation of an existing status-quo, howbeit unknowingly initially, you can see same picture, though minute, in the battle Natasha waged against Akpabio. She waged same war against the cabal in the senate and the clowns of Kogi State who blithely and brainlessly bungled the process of her recall. The battles are united by a fight for the supremacy of the genitalia, the penises and an apparently irrepressible female organ.

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Very seldom is heroism an intended act. Indeed, most heroes transmute from disdain to the dais. Madam Efunroye Tinubu is as an example. In the beginning, she was just an economically influential woman in Lagos during the reigns of three kings, Adele, Dosunmu and Akitoye. However, by virtue of her grips on Lagos economy, Tinubu veered into the stronghold of political power, even assisting kings to gain power. She had a vast trade network of slaves, palm oil, firearms, cotton, tobacco, salt and coconut oil which extended to European merchants. After her exile to Abeokuta, she still helped Egba in the war against Dahomey, supplying them munitions. Even when the British signed the 1852 treaty with Oba Akioye for the abolishment of Atlantic Slave Trade, Tinubu was still covertly trading in her over 360 slaves, which today casts a pall on her heroism. She even attempted to assassinate the British Consul, Benjamin Campbell.

Today, as Mekatilili dared Arthur Champion to take away the chick from Mother Hen and see her ferocious resistance, Natasha is reproducing that trope. Apart from Akpabio, other accomplices of the fight to rout Natasha are feeling the wild push-back of Mother Hen. A petition against Akpabio and Senator Neda Imasuen is pending at the Legal Practitioners’ Disciplinary Committee (LPDC) to have both disbarred. Yahaya Bello and his sidekick, Ahmed Ododo have met their waterloo in the ferociousness of Mother Hen as she flew into Kogi in a helicopter. There is the tendency for you not to like Natasha’s ultra-boldness and self-assuredness in a patriarchal society like ours where women are expected to be reticent and timid as a cat; her beauty may even bring up to you the shadow of Segilola, but you cannot dismiss her unexampled heroine courage and against-method daring of evil men.

I have come to submit myself to the wisdom in one of legendary Yoruba musician, Ayinla Omowura’s songs, which says, it is not every leaf which the herbalist must pluck, neither should a wine-tapper climb every palm tree. Some leaves are poisonous while on top of some palm trees reside venomous vipers. Does Akpabio now know this?

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OPINION: Endless Season Of Guns, Terror And Uncertainties

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September 14, 2025

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OPINION: Endless Season Of Guns, Terror And Uncertainties

By Tony Erha

Everywhere in the world, guns and guns run and ruin the affairs of men. It’s such unenviable era, where sacred human lives have become worthless. An anomie void of human feelings. Man’s inhumanity to man is an escalating order, where warfare, dangerous partisan politics, religious crises, militancy, robbery, kidnapping, economic sabotage and other criminality breed excessive human killings, maiming, arson etc. Nigeria, African’s thrust, is so ‘lucky’ to have more than a fair share of the attendant insecurity, as she ‘competes’ for the gold-medal spoil in Africa. Suffice that the most populous black African nation, is a runner-up to the Democratic Republic Congo (DRC), in the insecurity rating, according to the Africa Organised Crime Index of 2023.

In Nigeria, prided African giant and engine-room of the continent, gun and its debilitating components are a blight which puts the country and her people on the heat. Although ‘light arms’ are officially endorsed to be used in the public space, but its proliferated acquisitions and usage, have altogether become huge and forms a lethal threat to the society. Whereas the Boko Haram and its associated multinational armed groups are on the offensive, rebellious and succession militancy, ethnicity and religious crises have worsened the nation’s escalating insecurity.

Gravely, a certain ethnic minority tends to be the most that is at war with the rest tribes of the country, who are in the majority. Over the years, this minority group, aided by their nomadic herders and the terrorists, pill up light arms and others weapons of mass destruction against the Nigerian state. And they have overwhelmed the nation with their widespread and brazen attacks, causing high death tolls and destabilisation. It gives a rise to camps of Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) established countrywide. Their daring attacks and a shoddy fight against them, have not only caused government perceptive integrity loss, but also of the souls of its numerous security operatives and resources ordinarily meant for the growing need of the public.

The merchants of death have obviously cashed in on the fear factor of ‘gun’ to wage protracted wars on the rest on the people. Their miscalculation is that it is they alone, who have the monopoly of causing fear, using the gun and its complementary weapons of death. Indeed, the Boko Haram and their accomplices in the ‘terrorism business’ parade before all sophisticated weapons, which the Nigerian security operatives barely have. The conspiracy theory is that some foreign powers are fingered as aiding the terrorists to destabilise the country.

It’s so obvious that the relentless attackers are motivated by the complex narrative that “Authority lies in that man who wields the barrel of the gun”. This is a similitude to the marbled words of Mao Zedong, the late Marxist and theorist, whose founding of the People’s Republic of China, and as Chairman of the oriental land was by gun and duress.

Like Mao Zedong, Poke Toholo, a Semiliole Indian protagonist of the James Hadley Chase thrilling fiction, Want to Stay Alive?, also gave his own theory that; “Fear is the key that opens the wallets of the rich”. “I have found the formula for fear”, boasted Toholo, whose assassination gambit and financial exploitation of his willy-nilly human targets had temporarily validated his theory, until another fearless man told Toholo to ‘go to hell’.

Being a man who once hunted animals for survival, with the Dane and double-barrel guns, I do not need to be told how very powerful the gun can be. With a single shot in the wild all were bound to obey. From the extroverted tweeting birds on the arboreals to the noisy terrestrial animals, including the ants, that are instantly scared to a standstill and muteness, the gun is the beginning of wisdom. Even the ghost-trees and the wind will pays homage to the gun as they amplify the wild with echoes of its shots!

The world, Nigeria inclusive, has turned a killing field of human lives, by the gun, the gunpowder and its derivatives. That is where the aforesaid Chairman Mao Zedong’s China gets implicated for inventing the gunpowder in the 9th century, just as Alfred Noble wouldn’t be ‘ennobled’ for similarly creating the dynamite and explosives and assorted guns, which champion today’s warfare, killings and maiming in larger scales. Where face-to-face or conventional warfare of infantry and weaponry, have ceased to be the vogue, long range missiles is the in-thing, where wars are fought far-off or remotely, by mere pressing of the buttons. No thanks to the perilous creativity by the Chinese and Alfred Noble, without which our world would have been safer. Nevertheless, this isn’t to entirely blacklist a civilisation, where the invention of the gunpowder and its accessories have immensely contributed meaningfully to its leaps, more so that the gunpowder has other important uses that have hastened industrial and human advancements.

Penitently, Alfred Noble (1833-1896), the Swedish chemist, inventor and businessman, by creating dynamite, explosives and manufacturing of guns for sales and human destruction, that have been de-emphasised. The disasters associated with his inventions, later brought about today’s Noble Prize awards, which discourage the use of his deadly creations and others to harm humankind. In his demise, scandals had spread over his name, when a daring journalist vaguely regarded him and his inventions as “merchant of death’.

Unfortunately, Nigeria, a hitherto peaceful country that became more proned to internal crises, which now redifines earns her ‘a brigandage culture’, evidently accuse her security apparatus as an aggravator of the security lapses. It thereby runs true to the sarcasm of the late General Salisu Ibrahim of “an army of anything goes”, where serving army chiefs have severally corroborated the sabotage within its ranks and files, in the fight against terrorism and militancy.

Also, Dauda Lawal, governor of Nigeria’s Zamfara State, once lamented that despite procuring 150 vehicles for security agencies in Zamfara, he had no control over their deployment, since directives must come from a distant Abuja, that is less perturbed about the insecurity upsurge in the Nigerian border state.

But there are exceptions to the sabotage by Mallam Nuhu Ribadu, Maj. General Christopher Musa and Mr. Adeola Ajayi, National Security Adviser, Chief of Defence Staff and Director General of the Department of State Services, respectively, who are currently undetterred at the onslaughts, which turn the table against terrorism and banditary. As the insecurity blight is ordinarily fought by all and sundry, the efforts by the aforementioned three, is invitational to the public to brace up and fight the insecurity scourge, in the same manner an intrepid man had told the ravaging assassin, Poke Toholo, to ‘go to hell’

Tony Erha

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Ossiomo Restores Power To Customers After Barely Two Weeks Outage

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September 14, 2025

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Ossiomo Power Plant has restored power to its customers after barely two weeks of blackout. The Guardian, however, learnt that the restoration covers not all customers but those on the Sapele Road axis of Benin and most especially customers on the power plant’s 33kva.

Ossiomo, an independent power generation and distribution firm was floated in 2020 under the previous government in the state to break the monopoly of Benin Electricity Distribution Company (BEDC). It generates 95MW of electricity which it supplies to government buildings, Edo State Government House, Edo NUJ secretariat, private organisations, streetlights, among others.

The power plant, however, went off September 1, 2025, due to ownership tussle between the Nigeria partners —Ossiomo— and its Chinese partners —Jiangsu Communication Clean Energy Technology (CCETC). CCETC said “instruction to shutdown was because we lost lots of money and did not get any return on investment,” adding that “all the $20m investment was done by us including the distribution lines.”

The Nigeria partners —Ossiomo, however, refuted their claims, alleging that the Chinese partners, having seen how lucrative the business is, “went to some quarters and raised some issues probably thinking they can manoeuvre us with the help of some big persons, so that they can use their machines to generate power and sideline us but this is not possible.”

Apologising to customers during an interactive session with journalists and customers, weekend, representatives of the management of Ossiomo, Engr. Festus Evbuomwan, while emphasising that all their Chinese partners’ claims were false, said the management was not aware of the $20m investment the Chinese partner claimed, adding: “when they generate power, we sell and pay them, so I don’t know at what point we owe them.”

He added: “They have been also saying that they have not been receiving anything, but I want to tell you unequivocally that first, the partners run a joint account where their investment is going into. More so, The Chinese partners have received over ₦2bn so far for the power they generate with their machines. When they generate the power, we sell and pay them.”

According to him, trouble started when several attempts to sideline Ossiomo by the Chinese partners failed. He added that they (Chinese partners) then came up with a request of payment of ₦185m to two Chinese staff not known to the management. He said Ossiomo management resisted payment to this ghost staff, and this led to the Chinese partners shutting down the plant totally on September 1, 2025.

Evbuomwan, who said Ossiomo has procured its own turbines and has started power generation and distribution, explained further, “We have purchased turbines, and one has started working. They are working on the second one, so, by the time our five turbines start working we will be in full capacity. Even with that, those connected to the government line may not be reached immediately. This is because the government bought the poles and contracted the wiring, and we cannot force the government to do our bid. Also, we are making efforts to site 33kva transformer along Airport Road and Lagos Road as soon as possible, so that our customers there will get power.”

Evbuomwan, while urging the “government to encourage the Nigerian citizens to invest and not to work against local investors,” added: “I must again, at this juncture, make it clear that the Edo State government does not have a stake in the company.”

He used the opportunity to appeal to the “government to let us supply power to customers through their Lines. I want to emphasise that Ossiomo is not completely shut down.”

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Police Rescues Kidnap Victim, Foils Attempt To Abduct Three Others In Edo

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September 14, 2025

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Operative of the Edo State Police Command has rescued a kidnap victim, Elohor Osifoh, who was abducted on September 10. 2025.

This was contained in a statement issued by the command’s spokesperson, Moses Yamu, and made available to newsmen in Benin on Sunday.

Yamu in the statement disclosed that operatives of the command also foiled abduction of three others who were traveling to Akwa Ibom through the state.

The statement reads, “In the early hours of 13th September 2025, at about 02:30hrs, operatives of the Okada Division led by CSP Opatoyinbo John, while on a routine patrol at Morgan and Isiuwa slope along the Benin–Lagos expressway, responded swiftly to a distress call regarding a kidnapping attempt.

“Armed hoodlums had barricaded the highway with woods and opened sporadic gunfire in an attempt to intercept and abduct the occupants of a Toyota Sienna vehicle with registration number KUJ 342 CU (Abuja).

“The vehicle, driven by one Nana Aghogho ‘M’, aged 51 years, was conveying fingerling fish from Lagos State to Akwa Ibom State with two passengers on board.

“On sighting the gunmen, the operatives engaged them in a fierce exchange of fire, forcing the hoodlums to abandon their criminal mission and flee into the nearby bush. The driver and his two passengers, Oseghale Mathias ‘M’ (40yrs) and John Edobor ‘M’ (24yrs), were rescued unhurt.

“The barricades placed by the hoodlums were immediately cleared, thereby restoring free flow of traffic and ensuring the safety of other road users.

“In a related development, operatives of the Ekpoma Divisional Headquarters led by SP Nelson Igbinoba today rescued and reunited with the family, a female victim Elohor Osifoh earlier kidnapped on 10th September, 2025 after days of relentless bush combing rescue operation.”

Yamu stated that the Commissioner of Police Monday Agbonika, commended the gallantry and prompt response of the operatives, while assuring members of the public of the Command’s resilience and commitment to rid the state of criminal elements.

He said the CP further urged road users to remain vigilant and report suspicious movements to the nearest police formation for swift action.