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OPINION: Discussing Portable, Apostle Suleiman, Fufeyin And Chosen Liars (1)

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1 year ago

September 20, 2024

Tunde Odesola

Inhumanity was an unknown word in humanity until some white perverts, backed by racist European royals, sailed all the way from Europe to motherland Africa under the darkness of commerce and christianisation, before drawing the guns of colonialism from under their cassocks to enslave Africa, despoil its minerals, loot its artefacts, condemn its culture and shatter its soul.

Since that singular misadventure and miscarriage of global sociocultural order about 200 years ago, the four cardinal directions of the compass – North, South, East and West – have, more than ever, pointed to insecurity, poverty, diseases and suspicion.

Before the last chains of colonalism were broken, the West had murdered sleep, keeping an eye on the world, especially Africa. The West, like an old church bell in a concrete tower, despite its far-reaching sound, still needs the human hand to nudge it to perform its ringing function. The West looks pleasant and prosperous to the eye but it is indeed poor in soul and broken in spirit.

The West: rightly calls Adolf Hitler’s killing of six million Jews pogrom. This West: made a place for Israel in the Middle East. But their West has no name for the centuries-old forceful uprooting and shipping of millions of Africans from their aboriginal habitats to lands of harshest weathers, unfamiliar foods, foreign tongues and strange God.

That West has gone back to the West. But its footprints on the soul of Africa have congealed like the pawprints of the lion coagulate in the blood of its prey. The East is no better. To assuage the sorrows, tears and blood of Africans colonised and forced into slavery, the West needs to seek remission from Africa and embark on reparation. This will soothe the years of colonial hurt and assuage the economic imbalance prevalent in Africa. One wonders why African leacders can’t speak in one voice to demand reparation.

But will the Nigerian government spend such a windfall judiciously if it ever comes? I won’t risk a bet on that, not in these hard times when a litre of petrol goes for N1,200, amid empty ‘e lo f’okan bale reassurance’. However, I believe Rwanda, Morocco, Egypt, South Africa, Ghana and some other serious African countries will spend theirs gazillion-dollar windfalls appropriately. If it ever comes.

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The importation of Christianity to Africa by Europeans, with its attendant fortes and foibles, was, essentially, a manipulative tool in the hands of the enslaving Europeans, to make Africans stupid enough to exploit, and not to win souls for Christ. How would a race preaching to save the African continent from hellfire also loot and enslave it? The boa constrictor does not cuddle for love’s sake.

Christianity, I believe, would still have found its way to Africa without being escorted by colonisation, commerce and slavery because true western gospellers abound in Europe who would have brought Christianity to Africa with no strings attached.

Sixty-three years after independence, the wheel of religion has turned full cycle in Nigeria. The same end to which Europeans deployed religion as a tool of colonisation is the same end many Christian and Muslim clerics are today deploying religion as an opium to zombify worshippers. Particularly irritating are the actions of many Christian clerics that border on the absurd. Many Nigerian churches no longer preach hope and salvation to worshippers singed by government policies. Churches are now wrestling rings where pastors engage worshippers in body slams, takedowns, kicks and chokeholds to perform healings. Church services now provoke louder laughter than Tom and Jerry cartoons or ‘Visa On Arrival’ – a Nigerian TV series. The church is now a laughing stock.

But I didn’t laugh when I watched the video of one fellow in Auchi, Johnson Suleiman, who goes by the title of an apostle. Each time I wached the video, I shook my head in pity for the deceit that has engulfed Nigerian christendom. I watched it more than 20 times, hissing at each viewing.

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In the video, Suleiman claimed he raised the dead, that’s no problem; the snail once showed up in the gathering of horned creatures.

Suleiman told his jubilant congregation, “Three days ago, someone sent me a text from Monrovia, Monrovia is in Liberia, and he said, ‘My sister just died’. I said, ‘Oh, too bad, too bad, sorry about that’. He said, ‘My sister was your daughter’. I said, ‘Whose daughter?’ He said, ‘Your daughter.’ I said, ‘I don’t know,’ and he began to describe (her), ‘She comes to the headquarters, and (he) said a lot of things…I said, ‘Wait, wait, I know, I know that face; yes, that person you’ve mentioned gave me a seed and brought some stuff. He said, ‘Yes, she’s dead.’

“I said, ‘Ehn!? Who permitted her to die!? I said where is the body? He said it’s in Enugu State. He said she died in the fiance’s house. I said give the boy my number, and the boy sent me text. I said where is she now? He said ‘we are taking her to the mortuary’. I said ‘turn back’. He said, ‘Sir, what do you mean?’ I said, ‘Turn back, go back home. When you get home, don’t send me a text, call’. And he called.

“And I said, ‘Put one hand on her and just hold the phone. And I said, ‘Lord, IT IS BETTER for 1,000 STINGY PEOPLE TO DIE THAN FOR ONE GIVER TO DIE! And I shouted, ‘Abigail, this is not your time, in the name of Jesus….”

This was how Suleiman raised the unknown dead woman, who didn’t deem it fit to come out openly for thanksgiving days after she was raised. There’s no video of the formerly dead Abigail in the public space; no one knows her, what an ingrate she probably is for melting into thin air like a fart. That Suleiman raised the dead because she wasn’t stingy is a classical example of transactional gospel which is anti-Christ. In the wisdom of Suleiman, it’s better for 1,000 stingy people to die than for him to pray for their forgiveness.

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I wonder if the God of Suleiman travelled to Baal when armed men attacked his convoy along the Benin-Auchi Road about two years, killing seven persons, including three policemen and four others. Suleiman, who was in a bulletproof car with his wife and children during the attack, said, “The truth of the matter is this, you can’t kill me. My life is in the hand of God.” The excort vehicles used by the police and the other persons killed in the attack were not bulltproof.

This Suleiman was the one who proclaimed he didn’t want COVID to end because he bought a jet during COVID lockdown a few years ago. Hear him, “In COVID, I bought a jet. The third one, I have three…I was praying for COVID not to end because I was resting. While people were complaining, my wife asked me, ‘Can life be this sweet?”

Although Suleiman later came out in another video to say the statement was a slip of the tongue, claiming he never meant to say he was praying for COVID not to end, the questions that come to mind include: was the ‘can life be this sweet’ remark by his wife also a slip of the tongue? Or was he lying with his wife’s name? What life was his wife referring to as sweet – buying a plane when the whole world was on lockdown? Why did Suleiman have to wait till his reckless speech attracted a backlash before he renounced it? If he didn’t mean every word of his imprudent statement, he should have long repudiated it before it boomeranged.

Do you know what the street calls lamba? This is it. I don’t know how Suleiman’s congregation sat down calmly through this lie of a testimony which he delivered with so much braggadocio. If I was in his church, I would have shouted, “Oluwa mi, eyi o wa po ju!?,” and Gbenga Adeboye, the late fabulist and extraordinary comedian, would have turned in his grave. I don’t have the power to wake the dead.

Hear Suleiman’s lamba, “I got a jet and after three months, I noticed I need to service the jet. I sent the jet for servicing. As the people got the jet, it was very fine, the company that’s to service it, they didn’t touch it, they refused to service it, we would call them, call them, call them, they refused, for one year, they didn’t touch it, they made sure all the parts, because an aircraft, the way it works, every part of an aircraft has a timeframe, whether you use it or you don’t use it, if it’s more than one year, you have to change, they didn’t touch it, they made sure all the parts ran out of time. I struggled and bought the parts again. When they fixed the new parts, they were not picking call(s) again, they didn’t touch it…”

“For three years, they were begging, they said ‘this plane is fine, please, sell it for us’. I said, ‘Are you people ok? Ok, don’t fix it again, give me’. But you cannot fly it when it is not in shape. I begged, I pleaded, I almost started crying…(I said) give me, they said, ‘sell it (to) us’, (I said), ‘give me’, they said, ‘sell it (to) us’…”

To be continued.

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Customs Warn Nigerians Against Falling For Fake WhatsApp Auction Scams

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October 28, 2025

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The Nigeria Customs Service has warned members of the public against falling victim to fraudulent WhatsApp messages advertising fake e-auction deals and “quick purchase” opportunities purportedly linked to the service.

In a statement posted on its official X handle on Tuesday, the service said it had become aware of a WhatsApp number,”234 814 732 3739”, impersonating its officers and misleading unsuspecting citizens with false claims of representing the Nigeria Customs Service.

“Please be informed that this number does NOT belong to the National Public Relations Officer of the Nigeria Customs Service.

“The messages and posts circulating from this number are FAKE and fraudulent,” the statement partly read.

It added that the National Public Relations Officer, Assistant Comptroller Abdullahi Maiwada, has only one verified Facebook account, Abdullahi Aliyu Maiwada (with a blue tick), and one official WhatsApp contact, which is not the number used by the scammers.

The service clarified that “there is no ongoing auction via WhatsApp, and no individual officer is authorised to conduct e-auction on behalf of the Service through private messages.”

Urging the public to remain cautious, the statement advised Nigerians to “ignore and block such numbers,” and “not send money or personal information to anyone claiming to represent the NCS through WhatsApp or private messages.”

It further urged citizens to “report such accounts to the appropriate authorities immediately.”

For verified updates, the service encouraged members of the public to follow its official channels: Facebook (Nigeria Customs Service), Instagram (@customsng), X (@CustomsNG), YouTube (@customsng), and its official website — https://customs.gov.ng.

The service concluded, “Please stay alert, verify before you trust, and share this message widely to protect others from falling victim to these scams.”

According to The PUNCH, rampant fraudsters now clone the Nigeria Customs Service website and other official-looking platforms to swindle unsuspecting buyers.

In another report, a 59-year-old woman, Rakiyat Musa, was arraigned before the Igbosere Magistrate’s Court sitting at Tinubu, Lagos Island, for allegedly impersonating a Nigerian Customs officer and obtaining over N34, 116,000, under pretence.

Musa, who appeared before Magistrate B. I. Amos, faced a four-count charge bordering on conspiracy, obtaining by false pretence, stealing, impersonation, and conduct likely to cause a breach of peace.

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Anambra, Lagos, Others Top 2025 Fiscal Performance Rankings, As C’Rivers Dropped from 5th to 30th

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October 28, 2025

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Anambra State has emerged as the best-performing state in Nigeria’s 2025 Fiscal Performance Ranking, according to BudgIT’s State of States Report, released on Tuesday.

Lagos, Kwara, Abia, and Edo followed in the top five, while Cross River suffered a major decline, dropping from fifth in 2024 to 30th in 2025.

Rivers State, a consistent top-five performer in previous years, was excluded from this year’s report due to the state of emergency declared earlier in the year, which prevented the release of audited data.

In a statement shared on X (formerly Twitter) on Tuesday, BudgIT described this year’s edition—titled “A Decade of Subnational Fiscal Analysis: Growth, Decline and Middling Performance”—as a milestone marking 10 years of tracking fiscal sustainability and governance transparency across Nigeria’s 36 states.

BudgIT highlighted the key movements in the 2025 rankings.

“Anambra State rose from second to first position, securing the title of the best-performing state in the federation, while Lagos maintained its second place for the second consecutive year.

“Kwara climbed from fourth to third, Edo entered the top five after consistently ranking within the top ten over the last four editions, and Abia, which had never previously featured in the top 10, now ranks fourth,” the organisation said.

Other notable movements include Akwa Ibom, which surged 17 places from 27th to 10th, and Zamfara, which moved up nine places from 26th to 17th.

At the lower end of the rankings, Imo, Kogi, Jigawa, Benue, and Yobe occupy the bottom positions.

The report retained five key metrics to rank all 35 states: Index A – a state’s ability to meet operating expenses using only Internally Generated Revenue (IGR); Index A1 – year-on-year IGR growth; Index B – capacity to cover all expenses and loan obligations using total revenue without borrowing; Index C – debt sustainability based on foreign debt as % of total debt, total debt as % of revenue, debt service as % of revenue, and personnel cost as % of revenue; and Index D – prioritisation of capital expenditure over recurrent spending.

On revenue performance, BudgIT noted major shifts in IGR.

“While Rivers (121.26%) and Lagos (118.39%) were the only two states with sufficient IGR to cover their operating expenses in 2024, the absence of Rivers from this year’s analysis has reshaped this dynamic.

“Lagos remains a returning champion with 120.87%, while Enugu now leads with an impressive 146.68% IGR-to-operating expense ratio,” the report said.

Only five states—Abia, Anambra, Kwara, Ogun, and Edo—generated enough IGR to cover at least 50% of their operating expenses, compared with six in 2024. Fourteen states now require more than five times their IGR to cover costs, up from six in 2024, underscoring persistent challenges.

In capital expenditure, Abia led with 77.05% of its total expenditure devoted to capital projects, followed by Anambra, Enugu, Ebonyi, and Taraba, each allocating over 70%.

Overall, 24 states spent at least half of their budgets on capital projects, while Bauchi, Ekiti, Delta, Benue, Oyo, and Ogun devoted more than 60% to personnel and overhead costs.

Total recurrent revenue for all 35 states grew from N6.6 trillion in 2022 to N8.66 trillion in 2023 and N14.4 trillion in 2024—a 66.28% increase, far surpassing the 28.95% rise between 2022 and 2023.

Lagos accounted for 13.42% (N1.93 trillion) of total revenue in 2024. Gross FAAC transfers increased by 110.74%, reaching N11.38 trillion, with states like Oyo (785.79%), Delta (708.36%), and Anambra (640.98%) recording over 600% growth between 2015 and 2024. Despite these gains, 28 states relied on FAAC for at least 55% of total revenue.

Subnational debt also saw a change. Total debt rose modestly from N9.89 trillion in 2023 to N10.57 trillion in 2024, a 6.8% increase. The top five debtor states—Lagos, Kaduna, Edo, Ogun, and Bauchi—accounted for 50.32% of total debt.

Encouragingly, 31 states reduced domestic debt by at least N10 billion, while foreign debt fell by over $200 million.

On long-term trends, BudgIT said, “Over the past decade, the State of States has evolved into Nigeria’s most authoritative subnational fiscal analysis. This 10th edition not only reflects the story of growth and imbalance but also underscores the urgent need for reform.”

“Fiscal sustainability requires that states look inward, improving revenue systems, cutting waste, and prioritising infrastructure and human development investments that deliver long-term value,” said Vahyala Kwaga, Group Head of Research.

The report also highlighted uneven social spending. In education, only 66.9% of the budgeted N2.41 trillion was spent. Nine states—Edo, Delta, Katsina, Rivers, Yobe, Ekiti, Bayelsa, Bauchi, and Osun—exceeded 80% of their budgeted allocations, with Edo, Delta, and Katsina surpassing 100%. Average per capita spending remained low at N6,981, with no state exceeding N20,000 per capita and only eight states above N10,000.

In health, the states budgeted N1.32 trillion but expended N816.64 billion, achieving 61.9% implementation. Seven states—Yobe, Gombe, Ekiti, Lagos, Edo, Delta, and Bauchi—spent over 80% of their health budgets, with Yobe leading at 98.2%. Average per capita spending was N3,483, with only a few states exceeding N5,000, highlighting gaps in service delivery relative to education.

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Collapse Of Governance Fueling Insecurity, Says Varsity Don

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October 28, 2025

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A senior lecturer in the Department of Geography, Faculty of Social Sciences, College of Management and Social Sciences, Osun State University, Anthony Kola-Olusanya, has said insecurity challenges persist in Nigeria because political leaders are failing to deliver quality governance.

Kola-Olusanya made this known while speaking as a guest lecturer at a public lecture, one of the activities marking the ongoing 2025 Press Week Ceremony of the Nigeria Union of Journalists, Osun State Council, in Osogbo.

Speaking on the theme: “Governance and Security in Nigeria: Progress, Challenges and Future Directions”, the former Deputy Vice Chancellor of the state-owned university, described governance and security as two sides of a coin, explaining that when governance breaks down, insecurity grows, and the situation hinders the country from reaching its full potential.

He said, “Governance has faltered in inspiring collective progress, and when people lose faith in their leaders, insecurity shifts from an external issue to an internal crisis. It manifests as the language of frustration.”

The don expressed worry that many governors only think of obtaining monthly allocations and suffer from limited ability to pursue proactive initiatives in tackling insecurity.

Kola-Olusanya, a Professor of Environmental Sustainability at the Osun State University and the Acting Dean, Faculty of Education of the University, concluded, “The powers of guns will not decide the future of this nation, but by the courage of ideas, not by the arrogance of leaders, but by solidarity. Let us therefore act boldly, wisely and together.”

In his remarks, Kolapo Alimi, the Commissioner for Information and Public Enlightenment in the state, emphasised the need for governments to prioritise security and governance.

The commissioner said security has been politicised, identifying it as one of the undoings of the fight against the menace.

“We have politicised all aspects of our lives, including security, and that is why we are having an incessant security breach. And I know that one day will be one day, that we will come back to our senses to know that insecurity does not know anybody,” he said.